That's why it's always a good measure to have a secret password established with the chinese delivery person...

What was so appealing about AIM was that it was the first internet anything that "outsiders" started to embrace... where you could keep in touch with people who weren't all hardcore nerd into BBSes or anything but occasionally used the computer for this and that (re: pretty much why they had an AOL account, lawlz) .. …

"take it from me, you po' folks just don't unda-stannnd.."

well, with no clothes on, where can he keep it?

I'll say this. I love me some Obama and have always found him to be an exemplary speaker, but tonight's "bin Laden is dead" address was the first time I have ever seen a speech get really jacked by this teleprompter stuff. His eyes were darting from side to side during pauses (waiting for the scroll?) and on several…

I do what I can <3 ...

Meanwhile, 72 virgins have just collectively exclaimed "Ew..."

$10 says GWB somehow takes credit for it..

They found a lump of a Chihuahua's shit on the sidewalk near Quantico Virginia and tested for similiarities...

Man, this guy so badly fantasizes about the stylings of an NPR story, all he's missing is the gratuitous breaks of quirky bossa nova music in between dramatic pauses..

yeah, but who got to wear the blue light badge?

they were being roundabout :[]

@A Small Turnip

Lil' Greggers obviously hasn't ever been on an aero-plane, so let me explain.

It's about as "first-amendment" as it is demanding that you get to watch porn full-screen on your laptop on an airplane in plain view of passengers behind you. I think, though, if they're going to pretend that this should be totally allowable, then someone should use the little "Impairing Morals of a Child" loophole…

"...I want a goddamn concerted effort to not come out of an upbeat tempo song and have to transition into Scott talking about Scott and his own ego dying! This is the last goddamn time —- and what happened to the pictures I was supposed to see this week?! Is Don on the phone??! "

Bunny Hoest, anybody?

Certified Genius .. by the University of Phoenix's Online Genius Certification Division. He even has a big ol' framed plaque on his wall with huge embossed Olde English lettering on it saying so!

... does it matter if they do? They'd bring the tape into a courtroom and say "look! here's the tape with the logs!", then run it on some machine that shows some dates and times and IP numbers. Then the defense's turn: Can the data on a tape be manipulated to appear as authentic? If yes, then the tape cannot be…

Aw, man, if Coop would just slow down a bit and breathe, he wouldn't have stumbled so many times during what was probably one of his greatest on-air rants ever.