mmmmm... if you use your ISP's web-based email, perhaps (but if you use Outlook, those folders reside on your harddrive, of coz) .. but even still, if you have an email, then you have the header — if you bring a printout of such into a courtroom, any opposing attorney can argue that what you're showing could have been…

How can emails purported to be from 2004 be proven or disproven? Is all Zuck needs to do is say "I never wrote those" to put Ceglia away for this? Even if he had a full-on email header saved, that shit can obviously be manually typed — no way their ISPs still have all that shit logged from 7 years ago. I'd venture…

You have to pepper your joke with copious amounts of emoticons now if you plan to avert the facts for a punchline and not get bagged on for being misinformed! :[]

..I propose, what with the 7,500,000x normal radiation levels, that eyeballs will be growing out of much more than petri dishes... :[]

..Almost as if it's taken straight out of The Onion...

High Road; Zsa Zsa. Both always interchangeable!

....merde...

Soo, a recap:

Aw, man I was so prepared for the next sentence after mentioning bologna to have the word Kosher in it somewhere... Ah, missed opportunities..

..yet the piano bar is loving the attention..

@SidAndFinancy: Well, it's hard to say no to a guy with such a Lifestyle. Certainly, a tough thing to enDurex..

@Steverino Begins: oh, cum on..

@darkgroove: well, if this guy was super savvy and had more sinister intentions, he could have gotten a job at a gas station for a few days so he could rifle through the whole roll and cherry-pick the win-giggles...

@Hatless Suspect v2.0: hahaha

@Jedi Niltag: Yessa, Jane & Mike reppazent :p

whenever I watch a football game on CBS I'm always reminded of how Greg Gumbel totally scored a seemingly life-long play-by-play gig via some sweet nepotism, while brother Bryant has been nowhere to be seen for the past decade-plus...

I remember even as late as 1998 our local tv station would flash their url on the screen and go "Now, bear with us because it's got some codes and symbols you might not be familiar with, but you have to go to... h t t p.. colon, slash (to co-anchor: "that's a slash not a back-slash"; co-anchor: "yep!") slash, w w w…

A great slice of how things were back in the day from the perspective of an underage girl at the time — I spent a decade on a, dare I say legendary IRC channel, where we'd have "summits" and multitudes of people from around the country (and Canada!) would come and party in a hotel suite for a weekend; mostly comprised…

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someone got hungry..