@djscruffy: overheard: "goddamn Jets..."

@versii: but we can agree that those two are not mutually exclusive from one another? :p

Wow, so a stripper actually had the common sense and frame of mind to record these pricks, and the tables get turned — what's surprising, though, is that the revelation of the secret recording was ever acknowledged, which, in turn exposes the two IA officers of their little deed. You'd think as corrupt as they were…

@Jin Wong: yeah, maaan, i hear you can only get that number on vinyl now anyway...

reminds me of the ol' joke "how many hipsters does it take to demonstrate how to do things faster?"

@AgentRockstar: "my doctor told me I had the Glutaminylphenyl-alanylvalylphenyla.. virus and then charged me $200 extra because of the fifteen minutes it took for him to say it.."

but wait, there's a longer word still! if that word is a noun (which, as a protein, it appears it would be) then you should be able to pluralize it with an -s, making it 1186. squee.

If their porn would only stop with the fecal ingestion and other such shenanigans, maybe sex wouldn't seem so disgusting to them? :[]

Plate 3

Plate 2

Plate 1

@lobstr: ah, so she drove from Florida to Maryland while on vacation. Semantics!

confuuused:

@LeadfootYT: wow, has Goatse really slipped from the innernet's conscious already?

at the very least, while waiting for the big gig to come along, someone could bring him a desk with one of those 1940s-looking microphones and he can sit there and give a play-by-play of the intersection in that voice. Someone would take notice!

I'd much rather hear him as the replacement for Casey Kasem than Ryan fucking Seacrest.

@mattxdc: Servicey! .. I guess it just doesn't roll off the tongue to say "I'm going to Ukraine" .. almost like how the Brits et al say "Going to Hospital" or "Going to University" .. they's starving for a the!

@GoforT: Oop.. consider me schooled! Interesting, I'm not sure why I put the "The" in there.. I guess I've just always heard other people do that.. So I guess I'll just leave the "The" to the Sudan, the Congo, the Maldives and the Seychelles... thanks for the tip :[]

it was my impression most of that shit came from the Ukraine or Russia, hence the sentence structure of your typical spam email...