Extra-sized meals that are fit for a queen

@ThePriceofEggsinMalta:

brings new meaning to muscle toner..

@SilveRee: eh, not the same .. since JFK, besides perhaps his son, all of the various Kennedy relatives and cousins and such became known for their scandals and habits of dying untimely deaths.

@SilveRee: eh, not the same .. since JFK, besides perhaps his son, all of the various Kennedy relatives and cousins and such became known for their scandals and habits of dying untimely deaths.

@SilveRee: eh, not the same .. since JFK, besides perhaps his son, all of the various Kennedy relatives and cousins and such became known for their scandals and habits of dying untimely deaths.

@Pootmatoot: Your third point: so true. And bonus points for the Brits, as, at least your royalty are truly regal people, where here in 'Murrica, our "royalty" partially consists of the very classless Paris Hilton.

Curling 2.0

@AnnieGetYourFun: Oh, deer..

That guy is lucky, what with an unbolde insurgent-soundin' hookah-smokin'™ name, that he didn't get detained and this story get completely covered up...

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: 18/F/70mph-eastbound

at 1:08, "beep beep beep beep beep beep beep!"

@TheRant: it took him about that long to figure out 46 Across in the crossword he was working on before he bothered to "see what all the fuss is about"...

@AMessageToRudy: Maybe he caught wind of that whole Miami, Ohio thing and got confusededs..

@8bitmac: Hah, yeah, the guy's like.. "really? you are? heh, ok, cool..." Bonus points for the accomplice guy to keep rolling. Cops are usually real pricks about others standing about with a camera rolling while some shit's about to be thrown down..

@jepryor: Yeah.. hard to know, as — while obvious what the intentions are — simply standing on the side of the road w/ a bunch of parachute gear doesn't necessarily implicate a crime ..

@8bitmac: Hah, well then! double points for being able to execute a freakin' forward somersault and maintaining enough composure to survive that jump!

@sardonicbastard: servicey! ;[]

I'd have to say the guy probably did succeed in his evading arrest, there's no way in hell the cops could get down to him by road — are they going to park at that overlook and repel down to cuff him? :[]

@Secretone: yah, hell, i can't even do a forward somersault of a freakin' diving board, and this guy, as blitzed-shitfaced as he appeared was able to execute a decent tumble...