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Why is it shot with such a cold color gradient? It really does look like some kind of post apocalyptic TV show where electricity is gone and she’s preparing to tell us about the rest of her family in the basement.

No, sir, they’re shouting Booo-liani! Booo-liani!

I will never stop comparing Rohrabacher to Gothmog in every article I see him mentioned in:

Y’know we can’t choose what century we are born in. If we lived a thousand years ago the nature of our existence at a cellular level would be completely out of our reach. We could look at the strange wandering stars that glide in strange looping patterns across the sky and have absolutely no concept of the rocky red

I’d apologize for our shameful rate of homelessness, but I understand they swept them away so the plastic tourist fantasy can continue unspoiled.

He copies everything else his father does and he’s just stupid enough to want to be president some day.

This is amazing. The heat and smoke has an interesting effect on the camera’s depth of field. It makes the scene look like a tilt-shift video of a scale model. Sorta reminds me of old volcano effects in old pre-CG disaster movies.

He looks like the model for the V anonymous mask......

“These miners have had 400 years of experience..”

That tunnel in ‘Being John Malkovich’ suddenly makes a whole lot of sense.

We must remember that Shaq lives on a flat earth. He doesn’t have to drive up hill like the rest of us. That saves him at least twenty bones.

This entire presidency really is one giant Patreon scam..

Props on referencing her dad’s ACTUAL jokes he posted of his own free will.

The Murdoch share of National Geographic was bundled into the Disney deal. No idea if the transition has completed yet, but it’ll be in their hands from now on.

“Bomb them! Bomb them! Bomb them!”

Thanks to Brooker I will only ever think of Pirro yelling this every time she is mentioned.

Hard to look at it without being reminded of what happened to poor Boba Fett.

We built over ten thousand nuclear weapons and then created systems to ensure they could bring about the destruction of civilization within a single day. Clearly we have the power to trash things at a global scale, it’s the lack of intent that seems to elude people with climate change. Deliberate actions seem easier

Seriously, someone writes this garbage?!