The guy was once the head of the American Nazi party. I’m not sure it can get much more explicit.. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

“Live a public sham.” ¬ Small Donny Brain
“Divorce in office.” ¬ Normal Donny Brain
“Marry new wife the same weekend as Harry and Meghan.” ¬ Big Donny Brain
“Don’t send invite to Obama.” ¬ Transcendental Donny Brain

Shhhhh, it’s gonna be great, gonna be great, gonna be great.

If they had shown people drinking booze at midnight, no one at FOX would have batted an eyelid. The cultivated hypocrisy between alcohol and cannabis is so ridiculous to see these days.

Are we ABSOLUTELY sure that these three photos aren’t the same person?? The first one looks like someone added magic marker hair to the second, and the third just looks like the AFTER photo from his slimfast diary..

We can only hope.

When Hatch is laying on his deathbed asking his chosen avatar of the void whether or not his life was worth it, I hope someone climbs out from under it and gives him a firm disgusted “NO!”

Is she the secret protagonist of this season of House of Cards we are all trapped in?

That Preacher series sure went in a weird direction...

Those economics gonna trickle the heck down! Trickle like sweet, sweet mercury.

There is no greater mystery in evolutionary biology than that of the rapid disappearance of spines from fossils discovered within the DC area.

Hold up...

What’s with the disembodied hand on the wreath????

Somewhere out there Martin Freeman is screaming obscenities into his phone demanding to know why his agent lost him the Zazu gig to John Oliver.

If the JWST gets tossed in the trash because of this de facto agency sabotage the White House is obsessed with, I may just shrivel up and die.

Their entire game has been “It’s too hard to close these agencies outright, but appointing crazy people will grind them to a halt without any house or senate resistance.” The…

To be fair, a teacher who enjoys bringing science to young kids is the scariest thing Betsy could imagine.

Jeff Sessions is 34 years old.

I thought a significant bulk of people caught up in the crisis started out taking prescribed pain killers? Are the ads going to tell people to say no to their doctors??

Ha, who am I kidding, they’re probably gonna tell kids to avoid puff offered to them by spooky bridge trolls.

All he has to do is let it go. All he EVER has to do is let it go. Yet he is absolutely incapable of doing it.

He is a BILLIONAIRE and THE PRESIDENT and still feels threatened by the slightest criticism from a random bystander. It would be hard to find someone in history more weak willed than Donald Trump.

Guy must lay…

Grown men who wear cowboy hats unironically should be stripped of their human rights.

Hannity will always remind me of a little boy who used a Zoltar machine to wish himself big. Whether he is talking about immigrants or beyonce’s lyics, he has the permanent expression of a child who shot his own dog.