Just tell him it’s called the football. He’ll spend the next 30 minutes stubbing his toe on a reinforced briefcase.

Shep Smith has often stood out as the closest thing FOX news has to a decent human being. I often ask how it is that he hasn’t been let go by the network, and the answer I always get is that he knows where a significant number of bodies are buried.

#1 - The final episode will be shot entirely in an airport conference room, and we will discover that all the characters have been dead since season four.

#2 - Bran will time travel back to before episode one and lead Sean Bean to safety, but upon returning to the future, he will discover no one at Winterfell…

I know it’s low hanging fruit to talk about someone’s appearance, but every time I see Rohrabacher I can’t unsee Gothmog from Return of the King..

Why is that baked potato wearing eclipse glasses? Is this art?

The only reason I could think of for donating to a submarine is if it was part of some non-profit ocean exploration organisation like the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution. Though that would more likely be an unmanned vehicle.

The final episode of Twin Peaks is going to consist entirely of clips of Jimmy Fallon cut together with stock footage of rapidly decaying fruit and dead seabirds.

At this point giving Conway airtime is being complicit in the troll. I don’t care how many eye rolls, head tilts or sighs the good little anchors give. They put her on the program, they perpetuate the theater.

She is never going to give answers to questions that aren’t fluff and nonsense. It’s a repeating joke to spam…

“Think of how many more would be alive if we legalized rape!”
“Heck, why stop there? If we treated women like cattle, we could up production by at least two million a year!”
“Truly, nothing matters more in society than the number of human larvae squirted into the world.”
“Maximize production! Become the virus!”
“Maybe…

To be fair to mayflies they get a lot more done in a day.

I am just glad the true story of how Harry Styles won World War II can finally be told.

I imagine this gets posted a lot and maybe even somewhere in this thread already, but it really does build an amazing perspective on the war.

You’re right, I didn’t think it through.

Were they first round matches? There was a lot of chatter this year over injured players dropping out of first round matches because they knew they couldn’t play but wanted the qualification prize money. Other tournaments pay the prize for qualification without requiring the player to actually take the spot, in order…

Suchet will always be Poirot to me. Seeing anyone else play him, even the great Peter Ustinov, is like seeing someone else play Columbo.

Christ, it’s like someone stole the eyes of the Pillsbury dough boy.

What people don’t realize is that Chris Christie WANTS to be in prison. He is as shocked as anyone that it’s proving this difficult.

This is nonsense. I remember seeing a documentary in the nineties about what happened to Amelia Earhart. She was kidnapped by aliens along with a bunch of other people, and taken to a planet on the other side of the galaxy. Then some other humans got lost in space and found Amelia Earhart after discovering a pickup…

‘Daddy, why don’t they treat me like Angelina? I do everything she does!’

‘I don’t know, baby. It’s very unfair. They treat us very unfairly. Really unfair treatment.’

Hanging a Fyre Festival lanyard from the top of a Juicero machine would make a fine piece of art.