It seems ironic that she say this on Fox and Friends. One of the most vile and vicious sewage outlets on television. 

Assuming Trump makes it to 2020 without removal, here is how Ivanka’s carefully managed public message is going to go:

2017 Me and my dad disagree on a lot.
2018 Me and my dad speak about [LIBERAL ISSUE X] all the time
2019 My dad understands [LIBERAL ISSUE X]
2020 My dad has made real progress on [LIBERAL ISSUE X]

Heck, I…

It looks like a still from a movie where they just raised the Titanic.

Our entire civilization relies on the stability of our farming.
Our farming relies on the stability and predictability of the climate.

Cereal production, (which is the base component of everything we eat,) will be adversely effected by the speed at which the climate is currently changing. Many farms will adapt by…

Are Burger King still fighting a holocaust museum in court for the right to put leaflets on cars?

Between the Piers Morgan effluence and the god awful concern-trolling from The Daily Mail blaming the attacks on Ariana’s clothing choices, I don’t think I will ever have it in me to summon a granule of cynicism towards her.

I wonder if Trey Gowdy and Mark Zuckerberg knew each other before they were forced onto land following the collapse of Atlantis.

Twin Peaks inspired so much other fiction that it is going to be odd seeing it step back into relevance. Having Lynch involved is a plus and it will be certainly worth giving a shot.

Anyone watching Fargo this year? There is a character that appears to have sold her soul to Milhouse in the Simpsons which I find…

Didn’t the original Dynasty end with a mass shooting in a church? Am I thinking of something else?

Conservative heaven is just a giant locker room full of overweight blotchy men whipping each other with towels.

Now we can all sit back and look forward to Guy Ritchie’s Al... wait.. *rustles with paper* ..Aladdin??? REALLY? Aladdin?

Guy Ritchie’s live-action Aladdin..

How is he going to fit cockney wideboy gangsters into Aladdin?

It reminds me of that gameshow with the wall of boxing gloves:

I bet she eats the brains of murder victims to catch their killers. The personality shifts are just a side effect..

There is a strong possibility that in the next couple of decades the world (including America, believe it or not) will face some of the most difficult food production conditions that modern agriculture has ever seen.

So it is impossible for me to see decisions such as this as anything other than the deliberate…

Well I hope she ate all that at the end!

Jamaharon!

This is like replacing the jury at a murder trial with convicted serial killers because they “understand the effect convictions have on their lives.”

The hospital where I was born was demolished two decades ago. I think this means I technically don’t exist. WooooooOooOoooo spooky!