I tend to give family members of terrible people a pass with saying awful shit in their defense. There are so many ways in which family ties can worm their way into your mind. She could be protecting her father, but she might also be protecting her mother, or siblings, or just the idea of family itself. It’s not true…

Strange to think that the COD/BF craze began with MOHAA, a game that rode the renewed interest in Hollywood WW2 created by Saving Private Ryan + Band of Brothers, and even credited Spielberg as a writer.

EA also put out Battlefield 1942 that same year, but proceeded to lose the core creative team from MOHAA when they…

Oh, never mind. Google has informed me that the animals in this case are gymnasium apparatus. I was all set to write a screenplay..

Wait.. Horse AND Camel?

When are we getting THAT story, Hollywood???

Reminds me of Spacewar!

This man is disgusting. I mean I know that’s the most obvious statement since “it sure is hard to see at night,” but sometimes you just have to write these things down or it feels like you held in a sneeze. 

Men like Kadyrov represent the crumbling edge of modern civilization. Without any economic or diplomatic power…

It’s been posted a thousand times this week, but it needs to be posted a thousand more:

She ain’t wrong, that bunny is terrifying.

In related news: Dick Cheney to Play Penguin in Upcoming Batman Movie.

*Quack*

In fairness to everyone involved, they had already spent a good 3 hours talking through the bedroom door to convince him that it would be fine and that the reporters wouldn’t say anything mean to him.

“Everyone downstairs is really excited to see you, Donny.”
“I don’t care, go away!”
“Mike says he is very sorry about…

Seriously! It’s the soft trailing he does at the end of statements like he can’t finish a train of thought without letting go of his bowel muscles.

Seriously!

Commentators like that were robbed of the skills necessary to recognize the ridiculousness of such a belief. Imagine going through life thinking that marriage rests on consummation alone and the ways in which such a belief would make a woman see herself? Nothing to do with love or making a shared attempt at lifelong…

It’s always interesting to see who FOX will and will not suspend..

If their religion is going to interfere with the legislative process because they “don’t wanna pay for it” then their churches and temples should lose tax exemption. You can’t have a free ride while expecting to lecture the government on how it spends it’s money.

Does he always wear the scratchy hobbit waistcoat? It’s like a caveman cosplaying an out of date approximation of “civilized academic”.

It will be fascinating to see if she maintains her pro-choice stance for more than a week or throws it under the bus immediately by claiming it was just a moment of weakness where liberal demons were allowed to float into her skull.

For the last six weeks I have just assumed that Trump wakes up every morning, runs downstairs in his dressing gown, and asks the aides “did it happen, did it happen?!” and then the aides have to nervously disappoint him, hoping he doesn’t fire them. If an attack does happen, he’ll likely slip into a musical number and…

If only there was some way we could have known that fame didn’t stop someone from being horribly mediocre.

I wonder how the waiter decides who to ask? It must be some kind of magic Spiderman sense beyond the range of regular human vision that just happens to correlate 1:1 with skin color out of pure magic coincidence...

It’s a grim feeling knowing that as a white British guy visiting the US regularly people will never…