Hey, they can’t all be as good as Garry’s Mod!

This has brought back warm fuzzy memories of Kitchenette. Bring back Kitchenette!

Half of Trump’s cabinet look like a third act twist in a zombie holdout movie.

Remember that time people lost their kazoo over a line in the ACA about medical biochips being added to a database and they thought it was an illuminati Obama conspiracy to implant all American citizens with a tracking chip of death?

I do hope those same people will contest an actual corporate gene…

“Mainstream Media”

Words really don’t have any god damn meaning anymore do they?

What are they even talking about with “couldn’t win???” do they really think the ISIS situation was a case of America running away from a shooting war? Like the soldiers were battling giant insects and their guns suddenly stopped working because of Obama?

Half the battle with these people is figuring out just how…

(from Twitter)

On 2, I really can’t stand the argument that “because other places are worse, you can’t complain.” At best this is laziness, and at worst it is seeking justification for a bad thing. It creates incentive in keeping other places crap so that nothing has to change in your own country.

You might as well say “Don’t…

Given the heavy influence on orcs I kind of wish the game was set in the Warhammer universe. They could even make the main character a grub that works his way up to being the great boss.

Some animals just know..

“What are the possibilities of life on this ‘Sol’ star?”
“Oh, very slim indeed. For one thing, Sol is more than 12 times the size of our own star. Surely far too large to be habitable. Also it’s lifespan is only around 10 billion years, unlike the trillion year lifespan of our sun. Far too short for life to arise.”
“So…

It is a pretty emotionally forgiving series compared to some of the BBC’s previous work. There is one desperately depressing scene in the episode about Cities, however.

I am much the same. He strikes me as the kind of atheist who left religion because of personal grievances with authority rather than an actual shifting of belief/worldview. I have seen him champion some serious anti-science views on his show, while humoring scientist guests on other nights. Sometimes it doesn’t seem…

Roman Polanski sees great new opportunities in country where judges and journalists are vilified.

It seems odd to bring back megafauna that was suited for an environment that is in decline. Then again the most popular dog breed has recently become the french bulldog, a ridiculous mockery of genetic selection that stands as a human statement loud as any set of boobs drawn on a cave wall.

Bring on the novelty…

Make dysentery great again!

Justin: “This is weird isn’t it?”
Paul: “Ahahahahahahahah Hahahahahaha Hahah Hahahahahaha Hahahaha Hahahah Hahahahah Ahahahaha Hahaha”
Justin: “Are you alright?”
Paul: “Hahahahaha Aahahaha Hahahaha...”
Justin: “Jesus christ, what’s wrong?”
Paul: “HELP ME!!!!”

On behalf of the British people I would like to once again apologize for Piers Morgan. We just aren’t sending you our best people. In our defense we did try to prosecute him for some of his crimes, but like all corrupt British tabloid editors he escaped without consequence to seek a new career criticizing poor people…