Didn’t Sessions say that wheelchair ramps caused school shootings? I don’t even know why I am framing this as a question because of course he bloody did.

“Please look at me,” the Prime Minister translated. Trump appeared to take the translation literally, and began to stare at the Prime Minister, refusing to break eye contact with him even when he used his other hand to point at the cameras, where Trump was supposed to be looking.

They make the mistake of believing evolution is a guide for the future which it is not, evolution only does enough to reach the present. Even if the scent thing were true it would have no relevance in our modern civilization. It’s the same shit with business bros using pack animal metaphors to justify being assholes…

People have spent so long suggesting that Obama was behaving like a king that a guy comes along and actually flat out says ‘I should be king’ and it’s just a normal day in the United Bates of Psychoville.

I am not sure how much more of this reckless evil I can take. I have always thought of humans as animals, but I guess some part of the pretense was still convincing me that we were capable of more than just our base aggression and brutality. I see less and less evidence that we are anything but insects destined to rip…

This was the worst video I ever saw..

The bloviating suit-wrapped mole rat has nothing of value to say to anyone outside of his shit-munching pod of clapping seals. You can construct a simple IRC chatbot to spit out some hot word mayonnaise of the same depth and coherency as this reanimated death shadow of an exploding facial blister.

Anyone with the…

I remember seeing a study suggest that periods are considered inauthentic in fast paced text speak because it means you had to think about what you wrote. It’s ludicrous, but apparently very common.

It really is a pure example of irrationality at work.

It is fairly common for people to have anxiety and fear while flying in a plane even though the car ride they took to the airport was statistically more dangerous.

In this example people are allowing a man to dismantle regulations and systems designed to keep…

I wake up every day expecting to hear that Trump’s team have declared the moon landing a hoax, or the earth flat, or JFK assassinated by the CIA. Citing information that only the president has, and declaring themselves as the only honest presidency.

I mean who can possibly question secret magic insight?

No, mister Depp. Your choice of occasionally dressing like a man who scares tourists on the oxford canals by leaping onto their narrow boats and claiming to be a pirate until they throw teabags at you is what is convincing people into believing your life is mess.

Guy in that header image staring at the sign is thinking “what’s a Uterus? and why is there a drawing of a goat?”

Rob is -LITERALLY- going to fire someone.

I know some people are tired of these guys but I would love to see Federer win just one more Wimbledon. It would cap off an absolutely insane career.

Needs a new meme. “Where’s Rudy?” with pictures of Rudy’s jovian-moon-like scalp shopped at the bottom of any picture of Trump.

Trump checks his dog-eared legal pad covered in four different colors of BiC byro. Beneath a dozen crossed out entries sits a line marked “DAY 10.”

Day 10.

Get the army folks to kill whoever is the top bad guy. People keep saying Obama killed Osama, gotta kill something to establish domino domeen domi.. tough. (PS:…

Now THAT is how you spend good British taxes.

Who put this tiny child in a suit and bowtie? It’s no wonder this whole family is fucked up and inhuman. Imprisoned from birth in the shackles of BISSNISS. Where the hell is my damn meteor?

Mike Hucksterbee is a special level of evil I can’t rationalize on any plane. Usually I can figure out some screwed up thought process that drives a person to be so despicable, but even if I settle for it being a burning desperate love for money, he is so completely bad at suckering anyone outside of a nursing home…