I always feel sad for animals that have facial features or behavior that makes them look really happy to human recognition, despite it having nothing to do with the animal’s emotion. One of the worst of these is the sloth. People see sloth images and think, “HE LOOKS SO HAPPY!!!” but it’s never looked anything else in…

I was genuinely disappointed that this wasn’t an article ranking the new cabinet.

That’s “future president Paris Jackson,” thank you very much!

You ever notice how the wives of fat conservative men are always stick thin? There’s a correlation there..

The freeze is awful for a lot of people. I have a friend who had been expecting training for ATC this year, and has been shut down. I am glad the T supporters are suffering along with us, but it’s still awful to be in this situation.

Can it tell what time of day it is? It’s always the first feature I look for in a good wrist watch. Telling time real good, and visibility in forest rescue scenarios. The finest time piece ever crafted by modern humans is the LDF-40-4BER, designed by the supreme artisans at Tadao Kashio’s CASIO. The inlcusion of a…

I think the Obama’s, Biden and Clintons should all show up in Hamilton outfits and Tricorn hats. Just laugh and claim they figured it was fancy dress, and then stifle their own amusement for the rest of the day.

I had to click to make sure because I figured the text was just for the photos, and the bag’s are actually just red, but no.. it really does scream SUPREME in white block text.

They look like the complimentary employee gifts given by a short-lived transatlantic Canadian airline which folded shortly after 2001 and now…

“You see, Rick, it all started with The Manhattan Project.”
“Really? ...I mean I think it’s Woody’s finest work, but.. a whole department?”
“...let’s start over.”

People are terrible at big numbers. Anything between 1000 and 100000000 is a blurry cloud known as “a lot.” It’s why Trump could accuse Hillary of planning to bring in 300 million immigrants in 100 days, and no one in front of him seemed to find this a little unrealistic.

“Eighteen months ago when Donald Trump stepped out onto the mall to be sworn in as President of these United States, few could have predicted the damage that thirty-seven recently unemployed circus elephants could do to a nations capital. As the scars of that day continue to heal, people continue to ask the question…

The first Tweet I ever saw from Trump was about three years ago, and he was complaining about the decline of this very circus. I remember clicking it and seeing a reply from someone that read: “Run for president! We need someone to run this country like a business!” I feel like the period between then and now has been…

I think the correct term for this fragrance is “eau du président élu” and it’s very much by design.

Short and to the point.

My god! That broken door is shaped just like Florida!

Adam Curtis voice: “One hundred and seven years later, Donald Trump’s Attorney General, and future architect of Trump’s promotion to God-King, Jeff Sessions, was undergoing a confirmation hearing in the very same room. The members of the senate asked Sessions, ‘Did you sink the Titanic?’ to which Sessions replied,…

I’m sorry Donny, but people don’t need to be your closest pal to make a judgement of your character. You made the choice to enter public life, and to use the media like a cudgel, therefore you will be judged on the image you project. If you are bad at protecting your public image, then you are bad at politics and…

I visited SeaWorld Orlando in the summer of 2014, about one year after Blackfish was released. It was a surreal experience sitting in a completely empty buffet restaurant surrounded by food that no one was eating. It felt a lot like that scene in Jurassic Park where Hammond and Eli are eating the thawing ice cream,…

Never underestimate stupid. It has a consistent way of out doing itself.