Are the cars robots? That already makes more sense than Disney’s terrifying demon haunted mockey of nature.

As a Brit, I was disappointed Manchester-by-the-Sea wasn’t a movie about climate change.

You would hope so, but what I imagine in my mind is a ring of incredibly happy people swaying and singing before a giant wooden idol. Content in the knowledge that god has finally come for them, and still utterly convinced that man had no influence on anything.

Back when Trump first announced his campaign I expected he might try to run a shock and awe campaign of expensive dazzling rallies featuring lines of chorus girls and performing circus elephants. Instead he went for a string of incoherent lectern rants at a few dozen basketball courts. Still, he seems to have found…

I wonder if they actually realize what this job means? I mean it’s been incredibly easy to come in from outside and attack ‘politicians’ for all the trouble they get into, when your day-to-day is private business in the hospitality industry and guest appearances on talk shows and TV wrestling.

Presidents kill people.…

This is my favorite post of today.

Some BBC reporters were talking about the Christmas markets being likely targets on the radio two days ago. I remember thinking the entire idea just sounded too grim to contemplate.

Scott knows we need to keep people poor for the upcoming splurge war...

White supremacist creeps inspired by a Daily Mail article?

There will be. My concern is that it won’t be winnable. Russia still has elections, they just don’t mean shit because there is zero opportunity for effective opposition.

It is a constant struggle. The UK has elements who would love to drag the country back to the dark ages. The UK Independence party wishes to realign themselves as the British GOP, with a platform of banned abortion, re-legalized guns, reintroduction of the death penalty, and all smothered in good old fashioned rural…

The sound you just heard after reading that was Leah Remini slamming on the gas pedal of her Range Rover while screaming, “I’M COMIN’ FOR YOU SHELLY!!!”

Somewhere in middle America, a TV producer named Kevin has just ran down three flights of stairs (the elevator was broke) knocked over a large man wearing half a grumpy cat costume, and burst through a set of noisy fire escape doors.

Standing there beneath a giant HALLMARK sign in the cold evening air, he yells,…

Running isn’t really relevant. The next president will be ‘installed’ by hastily written decree on the smoke-shadowed steps of the capitol, before a crowd of ten thousand tired humans standing in ankle deep water, making no sound save for the distant cries of a single newborn child.

Either that or Kanye.

I have been thinking a lot about Hypatia, and the sacking of the library of Alexandria this last month. I keep thinking about a quote from Cosmos in which Tyson says “What will happen the next time the mob comes?” It is easy to find similarity between those events and the gleeful bashing of academia that has been…

I am genuinely surprised that the words MIGRANTS, CANCER and BENEFITS wern’t featured more prominently.

“MILLIONS of MIGRANT BENEFIT dodgers from AFRICA stealing MILLIONS of YOUR pounds from CANCER fighting PENIS enlargement research in order to fund EL NINO suppressing CLIMATE HOAX”

Donald Trump is still ‘Open minded about...

“Of course I already know the current grid positions of disperate insurgent forces around Mosul, it’s just COMMON SENSE!”

I am actually starting to get tired of the 97% quote simply because the people who we are trying to convince will never care about it. As long as there is one potential climatologist that doesn’t agree with the consensus, then they can hail them as a contemporary Galileo, unfairly punished by a cruel authority!

The…

I fully expect to see someone get killed after a Trump tweet within the next six months, and he can meekly vilify the killer while denying all responsibility for stirring shit up. The ridiculous tyrannical lens through which they saw Obama gives them justification in their mind.

Sure, Trump is directly telling people…