Penguins would be acceptable. I do wonder if we have already engineered sewer rats and domestic cats into robust all-purpose survivalists, though.

If she does, I expect it will be a chirpy admission nestled between two weak jokes during an interview with Jimmy Fallon. Uh, oh, spaghettio!

How about Trump stays on the Apprentice, and Schwarzenegger runs the country? No, seriously can we do that please? I mean he’s not my first choice, but fuck he ran California for a while and it’s still physically there.. which is a 100% better prospect than the alternative on offer.

How many people accidentally watched it while searching for how to work from home?

Oh man, I haven’t seen this guy since the whole Minas Tirith thing back in 2003. It’s amazing what limb reattachment surgery can do these days.

As a man, I concur. I don’t know which part of this is more disturbing, the idea of a guy suing a woman to hijack 50% of her DNA, the fact that Louisiana has a legal framework to allow this to happen, the fact that said legal framework creepily names the cell clusters in question, or the fact that the entire thing is…

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I don’t think she ever wanted to be president. She thrives on the concept of a protest vote. It reminds me a bit of that Richard Pryor movie where he has to spend 30 million dollars in 30 days to get his full inheritance. He runs for mayor of New York on a terrible protest platform, and ends up almost winning. If…

Back when Alex Jones was mostly known for ranting about the world trade center, I could kind of understand where it came from. Much like the Kennedy Assassination, 9/11 was a big shocking thing that diverted the world’s unrelenting attention for years. Every blade of grass became the shocking piece of evidence upon…

Olney’s victory has really given me strength over the last day or so. It’s a small thing, but we desperately need passionate voices getting to the root of these things. I’m hoping the present situation brings the rise of a lot of new voices.

BING - Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We are now cruising steadily at an altitude of 38,000 feet, and at a speed of 232 kilometers per hour. We hope you enjoy your journey with us this evening, I will now hand over to my co-pilot who is completely blind and skeptical of the existence of both…

I would love to believe that there was one person with Donald’s ear that understood the issue, but the cynic in me believes that Ivanka is the cardboard cutout liberal that Trump can use as evidence that he is a reasonable centrist. “My daughter knows all about the climate. No one knows more about the climate than…

This man has skin like Brussels Paté.

Antioch? Antioch.. Antioch, Antioch, Antioch...

Why does that ring a bell?

Books? No book. Book make Ug fire good. Woo-Man say book hold mind picture. Woo-Man say Ug SEE mind picture. Woo-Man taken by Trump men. Trump men burn book. Say NO mind picture. Trump men give happy pill. Happy pill make Ug happy. Ug no want mind picture. Ug want happy pill. Trump men good to Ug.

If the crowd funding stops at $6,999,999 on Wednesday, does that mean they won’t be remaking Shenmue after all?

One of the saddest things about these situations is how routine the term “active shooter” has become. I know some of that is down to the mechanical way that these incidents are reported on rolling news nowadays, but it still feels like the whole scenario has become horribly standard. Like a fire drill or storm alarm.

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What worries me is that this rhetoric has nothing to do with this election, but everything to do with the next one. By constantly undermining the fairness of the American democracy, it makes it a little easier to slip in bills with subtle language about “protecting the vote,” or “restoring democracy.” Bills that…

Yeah, I messed up, and didn’t realise before the edit timer ran out. haha

Mary Poppins.