Git a rope!

I suggest turning away from it and taking a big, refreshing sip of Nuggets-Blazers.

As Lorelle said, it was an interesting feeling. Kind of freeing, actually, to know that there was going to be very little pressure to actually win, because that wasn’t going to happen lol.

I really don’t understand the point of these comments. Every single time climate change comes up, some weisenheimer has to pop up and say “the planet will be fine guys it’s just the humans who will die” as if that is in any way helpful. Like, you’re not even being clever, it’s such a tired talking point by now.

Who would’ve thought that Seth Curry would be the better of the two Currys this weekend? He was fun to watch.

“Fuck you, niger”

I think if they really wanted to get him into Congress they’d just drop a bunch of white plastic marbles in the center of the floor and let him go for it.

Valencia Shock Horror: A Few Bad Oranges Spoil Bunch

Nikola Jokic Explains His Body

Dives in hockey are usually pretty easy to tell. If a player gets legitimately knocked down, they tend to spring right back up so they don’t get caught out of position or they immediately get up and go after the person who hit them in some mistaken form of machismo.

So we’re in agreeance. Dick eating all around!

Annnnnd just bought that guy’s book. Thanks David!

This doesn’t make any sense at all unless you’re assuming that an unproportional amount of large prices have already been claimed by a fluke. If there is only one or two top-tier winners, then this might of course happen. But when we’re talking about as many as 70 top prices, the odds are that if 57 prices have been…

My old man used to playfully chide my neighbor for buying scratchies. Used to always say, “The lottery is a tax on people bad at math!”

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Safety, #21: He He Felton-Cox

Does this mean the officers had the right tag number and the gas station attendant set them up over a verbal dispute?

The Pete Carroll bod is a difficult look to maintain. Just keep angrily chewing gum and ignoring science and you’ll do great!

If I looked like that I wouldn’t even own shirts.

This is the kind of thing that warms my cold dead black cynical heart.