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I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

The drinking was cool, but I was most impressed with his egg-cracking skills and general grace/economy of his movement. Guy has definitely spent a lot of time in the kitchen.

My favorite part about reading stories on Deadspin anymore is how the ads load and unload dynamically. I really love reading a sentence and then having it jump 4 inches down the screen, before finally finding it again, and then it jumps back up 4 inches. I understand this isn’t Deadspin’s fault per se, but I don’t…

Yes, I really like some roast donkey. One of the smoked meats I sell is donkey meat.

This Buick:

Finally someone has a good reason for Buick to still exist.

Anyone who did proper scouting on Lamar knew his limp-wristed throwing style was going to translate to the NFL.

Rocky’s “I can change" speech at the end of Rocky 4 was better (though Medvedev's English was better).

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.

That’s some pretty damning stuff.  It’s almost as if powerful people were friends with Jeffrey Epstein and his contacts kept him above the law.  Almost as if our entire justice system were fundamentally broken due to corruption; but if that were true then we’d see a lot of poor, largely powerless individuals being…

Non-consensual kissing is not okay. That fact that the ball wants to give him a little kiss doesn’t give it the right to do that. I think the batter’s body language demonstrated his reluctance clearly enough that the ball should have known it was unwelcome, even if he didn’t explicitly say “No”. Best to use a standard…

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

Could this just be a cultural thing?

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I’m sorry, arrogant Americans? In what universe? Americans are the classiest, most dignified, and humble people on the planet!

Well it was in Portugal, so maybe he thought the two were Lisbons?

My original comment also applies to the US.