Honestly, this article makes me really like Carlos Vela. He spent a long time in Europe, played for some big clubs, had some success, and apparently never seemed to really give much of a shit or like it all that much. Now he makes a lot of money, plays relatively low stakes soccer where he’s the best guy on the field…

Billy my man.....you’re approaching levels of insufferable that only Phil Mushnick has reached. 

Billy is a soccer guy the same way Stephen A is a sports guy ... the less he actually knows the better, because his ignorance prevents him from being disabused from his next shitty take.

Oh fuck off. Watching Vela in the form he is in now doesn't require any qualifiers. Enjoy soccer.

That feel when you try to act smug and superior and instead self-own. Good to know he is wholly unqualified to talk about the domestic league, instead of just assuming. No wonder he only talks about the Front Office, the second he talks about the product the veil gets lifted.

“presumable” because I haven’t watched a minute of MLS this season so I’ve not had the chance to subject his performances to my own visual examination

Lack of coffee is how this got started. 

Sorry, I should have been more polite.  I haven’t had my coffee yet.  

Well that’s embarrassing. 

You don’t seem to know how math works.  

Those Twitter handles, tho... @gotstitches.

Sure - like they didn’t know this was going on, and they fire the shlub at the bottom of the ladder. I guess in today’s amersica that passes as “taking responsibility”.

Thumbs into the eyes works too - I blinded my attempted rapist 20 years ago when I was just 19 - he was focused only on pinning my body and forgot about my hands .. I didn’t make the mistake of trying to punch him in the head because that would’ve forced him to protect his head.. first thing I did without hesitation…

I think what this all has taught me is how freaking weak our institutions really are. So many things that seem illegal, aren’t, and I guess having a completely unethical person in charge has really shown how easy it is to manipulate the entire system. 

So from day one Trump knew he was in deep trouble and they found a ton of evidence that he did something really bad, yet they cleared him.

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.

Writer complains about condensation in the fog light.

Counterpoint: The Karlmann King appears to be the absolute finest movie car for the antagonist in a near-future dystopian setting I’ve ever seen.

Shut up, cousin-fucker.

I think their suggestion is fine.