It says No LA on his jersey. Take the hint.

In short, probably not! But it has been rarely seen in other animals, such as fish. Mom-cloning, or parthenogenesis, is much more commonly seen in the animal world, and scientists have actually been able to create human mom-clone cells in the lab.

That kid did a double tap, so by law it is he who has the cooties now. 

I don’t know when my dad was able to teach Russ that stare, but he has got it down.

I thought the first one of this article was “Libtard” and I thought Billy had tried to turn heel on us. 

please show some respect for the extremely high pick

It’s Wisconsin. That something in the water is beer-cheese soup.

If it was up to me, this is how they would resolve things in congress 

The best way to clean a garlic press is to crush your garlic with the flat side of a chef’s knife and then mince by hand. If you have a lot of garlic, the best way to clean a garlic press is to use a small food processor. The press will be remarkably easy to clean. In fact, you could just put it right back in the…

I like to think Barron is the one who’ll get away. Not entirely; he’ll stick around for the money, but I have this weird hope that maybe his mom’s side of the family combined with his dad’s has created a new type of Trump who might actually be intelligent, maybe empathetic, maybe...somewhat human? It’s stupid, I know,…

“As a jaded insurance Defense attorney...”

Grown ass man with a backpack smdh

I am no longer able to parse whether these comments are genuine or sarcastic. I enjoy this.

Gronk: “Six of nine?! Nice!”

*Goes up for a leaping high five*

*Injures leg*

Whereas a rando homer signing up for a burner account just to make it clear to everyone that he’s completely missed the joke is extremely original and cool.

These two are cocking it up for everyone.

Looking at that header photo, I’m reminded that it all comes back to that hair.

He believes the bit about the smugglers and the duct tape because he believes it, and because he believes it now he will never stop believing it.

Thank you Michael for your sincere apology. I was fearful the root would ignore the story once they found out that they had the facts completely wrong.

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”