I’m just here so I won’t get disenfranchised.

Please, let’s steer clear of bad puns. 

Behooves though.

Lowe was competing for PBR at the National Western Stock Show

I’ve gone somewhere just short of 50 and, while exhilarating, I was all too aware that I was just the wrong pebble away from looking like an anatomical muscle chart (with added fat). I can’t imagine about four times that speed. This is an amazing feat of courage and skill.

Counterpoint: shut your face, grumpy smurf.

Your take is bad and you should feel bad about posting it.

There are unassisted speed records too. Calm down and appreciate someone who had the guts to go 184 mph on a bicycle. If you think that's not impressive, go look up the unassisted speed records. 

So normally that’s a good argument because there is plenty of other options. In this case in the last several years the superhero movies have sucked up all the money and talent that good be going toward original stories that are not about magical bullshit. 

Finally someone brave enough to take on Big Nerd 

FINALLY a good take on Splinter

I talked to several developmental psychologists for this story--all agreed that these sorts of “fantasy movies” are a dangerous barrier to maturity. Perhaps you should heed their warning. 

So is there a way to build it with the engine in the back? Asking for GM.

However, telling other people what they are allowed to enjoy is what all the coolest people are doing these days.

Well a prophylactic recall turned me into parent

Criticizes Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for wearing nice clothes.

Can’t understand why Tucker Carlson changed his look, but still his #1 fan.

Tolerates husbands frequent gay affairs, as long as he keeps her enveloped in dead-animal pelts.

Spends hedge-fund millions on buttered caviar, won’t pay for college for his kids.

Just look at all these assholes. A room full of people without a redeeming quality among them.