Aliens: “Stupid humans... prepare to be eliminated!!!”

They need a better evacuation plan. 

one of the challenges here is that it is absolutely true that Christians are charged to act in the Great Commission: 

5 grand buys about a picosecond’s worth of ad time on an MLB broadcast.  It’s hilarious how much bad press it buys MLB.

White clowns, whining in the city

Well written.
TLDR: Trump is a poor person’s idea of what a rich person is, dumb person’s idea of what smart person is, a weak person’s idea of what strong person is.

Trump is the embodiment of the American Dream for a depressing number of people in this country. It’s not so much the money or power, but having enough of it that it can allow you to say an infinite number of stupid things without threat to your status or livelihood.

The fact that he’s concerned that he did a bad job when he didn’t is a sign that he is a good dad.

We're all in agreement that Winston is going to be fighting for the starting job in Denver next year, out of football the year after that, trying to make a comeback in the XFL the year after that, and dead of an Arby's overdose the year after that, right?

So he’s even ruining my jokes now. What a doof. 

Whatever. He’s just like every other starter in the playoffs these days - he gets yanked before the game is even half over.

Surprised he didn’t just send one bomb to each side and call it a draw.

Video from the Rose Garden purports to show Stauskas nailing five three-pointers

Striking workers take care of each other. Because they have in the past, you have a forty hour work week, weekends, benefits and a living wage that all too many Americans take for granted. If you do not have those things, you should organize and consider your own walkout.

As someone who works in direct competition with FOX, and who despises the very airwaves they beam up, it’s ludicrous to tell these people to just up and quit.

NYC is the #1 broadcast market in the US. Market size directly affects your pay scale. As someone who started in local TV back in the ‘80s in a Top 40 market, I…

There’s no way Tom Brady was going to let go of that ball just because Breeland grabbed his legs. You have to yell “Droppit!” and pull it out of his mouth. It’s so annoying because he knows you can’t throw it for him again unless he lets go of it.

“This policy gives them the chance to realise what they have done, to make them want to behave better.”

Don’t have Dachau, man.

If you do this on a White iPhone, it also posts bail and changes your current Facebook profile photo to your First Communion photo.

“I have some quibbles with Rowling’s world building—how does magic work, exactly?”