The type of person to type the above rant is likely more isolated than Mts. Baker or Hood.

I don’t understand why I’m interested in this discussion.

I live in a desert. I have an umbrella that has killed more spiders than has been in rainstorms.

And yet I eagerly await the results.

I don’t understand why I’m interested in this discussion.

I live in a desert. I have an umbrella that has killed more…

It hardly snows in most of the PNW* ya bozo.

Auburn released a statement reading “Yeah, but seriously...where is Montana?”

I’d just like to say this is shaping up to be a really well-written and informative series that even as a soccer fan I’m learning a lot from. 

Go to hell, you fucking mutant. Jesus Christ, this is what the world has come to, we have this entire city of illiterate, human colostomy bags coming out of the woodwork like winning one Superbowl validates the fucking terrible life that preceded it and will follow.

He didn’t even linger on top of Foles for a second after making the tackle.  Not even enough time to kinda reach down and see if the rumors are true, not even just a little graze along the inner thigh, just to see, nothing weird, but just a brush with the back of the hand to see if you can feel something alive; like I…

OK, that explains him. Now, what about the nearly 63 million loons who looked at him and said, “He seems smart”?

Please direct any and all fantasy football news to barryp@deadspin.com 

Yup, these are my victims. 

Excuse me, that is not a pet peeve, that is a bad habi--[eaten by tiger]

What I’m saying is, there were actually TWO monsters....and one WAS named Frankenstein.

Hmm. I don’t think so. You could try to have a friend in one of those markets buy it and totally-not-illegally mail it to you. 

I don’t understand this article.

Isn’t this literally playing on one of the TV channels in ‘Idiocracy’?

His appeal comes from his eyes. When he is flatulating he looks into the camera and straight into your soul. You truly feel that he is not releasing gas from his ass because his body compels him to but because he wants you to know what it means to be human.

You know - If I had to imagine the face of the guy who got fired for posting his farts... Yeah. Pretty much that guy.

Given his love of Hochuli, I can’t see Kavanaugh closing the gun show loophole anytime soon.

I’m 31 and when I see a teen I simply can’t view them that way. They look so damn young to me. And Jimmy Bennet looked like a young boy, at 37 you find that attractive? It’s why I just can’t with 40 yr old men dating 18 yr olds.... why????!!!! Even if they’re legal it just has a creep factor I can’t get over.

Hmm, so odd, because it sure DID seem to matter whose sermons Barack Obama attended before becoming President. It also mattered whether or not Bill Clinton smoked pot before becoming President.