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Beat me to it. I know sometimes people get desperate, but you do not want to work for a company with that name unless it’s a gay strip club.

You’re talking about suggestive “ghetto” names, and your company is named “Mantality”? GTFO, right now.

“hacked”

I think someone told Trump that he shouldn’t use the word “bitch” so instead he just substitutes “dog”. All of his tweets that use “dog” as an insult all seem so clunky and really don’t make sense, especially in dog loving America. But if you s/dog/bitch/g they all flow better and actually sound like something a human

You have to commit fraud on a scale large enough to crash the entire economy to avoid prosecution.  She went too small.  

I’m willing to believe he could cosplay as Pestilence, but Death tends to be more slim.

a man dressed as the Grim Reaper could be seen, scythe in hand, waiting patiently to cross L Street.”

It hurts every time I see an incredible athlete who is younger than me called an “old man.” I hurt my back tying my shoe yesterday.

I had my money on RoboCop becoming the first Verhoeven movie made real by Trump. I never would have guessed it would actually be Starship Troopers.

You need to quit being friends with this human being.

Mr Roth, just offering up my two cents that you offer some of the best, most insightful takes on Trump Mindset around, and you should continue doing so at regular intervals.

Pray tell how is US Amercia going to pay for Space Force? Space is fucking expensive. Is the 1% going to hand back their tax cuts for the greater good of Space Force? Even I know the fucking answer. LOL.

I expect the commenters who spend their time on this site #resisting by continuing to come up with increasingly unwieldy and incoherent nicknames for Trump to have a very reasonable reaction to this article.

Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred tweets

Makes my job easy! 

You are correct. Iran embeds more Western ideals than Saudi Arabia. Iranians are not fanatics like the main stream media and our looney toon politicians makes it out to be. We have element in the US and Israel that makes money off of wars. Morals take backseat for them.

We actually have more in common with Iran than Saudi Arabia, which is ironic. 

Saudi Arabia is one of the reasons why companies need to work harder on technologies based on renewable energy. Russia is another. Take away their main source of income, and watch their power falter.

Yes. He was talking to the president at the time, not these people, but “never tweet” is always good advice.