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Antoine Dangerfield is a preposterous name for a person and an excellent name for a cat. 

“The simplest possible explanation for what’s become a sprawling mess is that these people are”

unfathomably fucking stupid, every single last one of them. 

That’s European soccer for you. Nobody even touched him, but he fell down every time.

I was just trying to figure this out and it’s messier than I thought. If one grandparent were black he would be 25%. If one great grandparent were black he would be 12.5%. It’s like a NCAA bracket, so nearest I can figure 3 of the sweet 16 were black, but that’s 18.75%. Going many generations higher we can get closer

I knew the grays would be full of assholes and I read the comments anyway. And they are. There must be a name for it.

I think you meant to say “liberals will most certainly feel saddened by this due to their ability to empathize.”

For whatever reason the market for household movers in SoCal recently has become dominated by immigrants from the former USSR and its satellites, the way that Cambodians dominate donut shops and Vietnamese dominate nail salons. (If you’re bored, you can go on Yelp and see all the reviews for moving companies that say

I just got an Aeron at a thrift store for $1.50.

I just got an Aeron at a thrift store for $1.50.

Anything I’ve ever sat in by Steelcase has been good but I don’t know that they have anything under $200. The Gesture is the best chair ever. My suggestion is to go to a surplus or used office furniture store and see what you can find. I got my Steelcase chair there, it’s not nearly as comfortable as the Gesture my

Anything I’ve ever sat in by Steelcase has been good but I don’t know that they have anything under $200. The

I don’t think you can get an ergonomic, well constructed, good looking chair for under $200 - unless it’s a used Herman Miller Aeron. Why would you want to cheap out on something you’re going to be sitting on for several hours a day?

I don’t think you can get an ergonomic, well constructed, good looking chair for under $200 - unless it’s a used

My favorite affordable desk chair was the $150 piece of garbage I bought from Amazon... but it only became my favorite cheap chair the moment that I wheeled it to the curb when my Aeron got delivered.

My favorite affordable desk chair was the $150 piece of garbage I bought from Amazon... but it only became my

Most cheap task chairs are trash. Look for a used Aeron on Craigslist or wait for the economy to take a shit in like 2 years and go to an auction for some horseshit tech company that didn’t make it.

Most cheap task chairs are trash. Look for a used Aeron on Craigslist or wait for the economy to take a shit in like

That reminds me of the time I looked up "Cleveland Steamer" on xhamster and the top link was of a Browns game.

If your hardland persists for more than three hours, consult a medical professional.

Looking forward to the inevitable crossover promotion with Pornhub.

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Simple idea: No team can move to a new market until they “clear waivers” and are offered for sale to anyone who would keep them there.