I read this and I’ve now spent about 30 minutes wondering about the lives of the respective parties involved given what we know from the obit. Take what we know about Kathleen Dehmlow: Married at 18-19 (so young), two kids and pregnant with a third by 24 (still really young). Moves to California, abandoning two kids…

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

That’s not him forgetting the words. That’s him not having enough breath support to sing more than every other word.

Strange photo of the one-man team, considering the one man isn’t in it.

He makes Nigel de Jong look clean.

Anything to win a game, right? Try to break one player’s arm, give another player a concussion, all for a game.

Ramos has a well-earned reputation for arguably overly physical play that stretches the rules.

Are we even going to feign surprise that a guy with multiple nazi tattoos got hired as a Louisiana police officer?

I’m 6'4", 240. Either

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I think this was the game 2 we all expected after JR pissed away Cleveland’s chances of stealing game 1...

“Aimlessly fucking around with apps.”

My dude, I don’t think you’re part of the solution...

I’m french so let’s make it clear, I’m some sort of expert on 1998, and Ronaldo ( who was a superb player at this time) wasnt that good on this wc, he scored but he wasnt at his best, thankfully for us.

Of course he didn’t realize the game was tied. But, why is it so important to people that he admit that? You don’t think he feels bad enough already? This is not journalism, it’s an outright attack on the poor guy. Geez, let it go.

Wow, is this headline a reference to the original name of Buffalo Wild Wings? How many people did you think were going to get that?

I do aim to impress. :)

That is indeed some impressive laziness, as Right Said Fred is mentioned in this article both before and after Fairbrass’s name comes up.

Even as someone pulling for GS, if Golden State wins the Championship, I fully believe that LBJ would be an absolutely worthy (necessary?) recipient for Finals MVP. Based on the game 1 performance alone.

Right? Imagine being that sports-ignorant, yet taking the time to post argumentatively on a sports site.

Um.