Seems to me that Rosanne is trying to ride Stormy’s coat-tales to fame.

They don’t show up here because they’re not as entertaining as the vitriolic ones, but we do also get lots of helpful tips and kind compliments and smart rebuttals and thoughtful responses from readers. They outnumber the hate-mail stuff by a lot. Overwhelmingly, our readers are both smart and decent and their emails…

It was crowdsourced by a colony of carpenter bees.

I know we read these and collectively laugh at all these morons. And rightfully so. But every time I see these letters, I feel an overwhelming sadness. I like to think that there are a lot of good people in this country, but this makes me feel really wrong about that and truly bums me out.

I just can’t believe that Trump repaid a debt to someone!

This is a perfect example of an #iamverysmart comment. You make a statement with the attitude “I will show this dumbass” and yet don’t understand at all what it means to have a PhD. Getting a PhD in a science like psychology DEFINITELY has a lot to do with math and statistics. Psychology research, like any other…

So it’s not just a clever name, then?

We Waloway, We Waloway.

What? All I meant was that there was no physical component to it.

I appreciate that the security guards are all dressed like Wyatt Earp and his brothers.

“Drake needs to be careful here; coming at Perkins can ruin your life.”

Just like every other shitass fan, talking shit and writing checks they know the players won’t make them cash. We are way overdue for another Malice at the Palace.

Funnily enough, “historically horrendous boner” was #3 on my ex’s list of “Reasons Why I’m Dumping You.”

I agree completely. If this had normal mileage and was in the 50-60,000 mile range, CP; but 7500? This really is a new car.

Well.

My miiiiiinds telling me CP, but my body! My body! Is telling me NP!

God’s None Pizza With Left Beef

And speaking of “well-meaning” neighbors:

There isn’t a Trump alive that should be considered a keeper