While I don’t disagree, we had to get to a point where said asshole was a legit candidate in people’s eyes. I see him more of a product of the times than the cause.

If someone told me to watch something on a CD then I, too, would throw it in the trash.

You know what makes them not be revenue generating anymore, not speeding, no speeding no revenue.

Don’t like speed cameras, crazy idea don’t speed. Don’t get mad at them for your own actions, when you are well aware of the limits. Personal responsibility and accountability people. You are not important, the things you are doing are not important so stop acting like everything is out to inconvenience you and that…

Nothing warms my heart more than an old, entitled, white dude being hoist by his own petard.

...until you run through an average speed camera zone

I couldn’t stand Mitt Romney in 2012. Now he seems like a kind and wise man who just has political views that differ from mine.

[gets out of limo]

Okay, I despise cutesy names for food items. If I see a menu with some kind of fanciful whimsy I’m just pointing and grunting at what I want when the server comes.

Yeah, but Hillary had an email server that was not very secure. CHECKMATE, libturds.

He’s so hung up on everything he’s associated with being the “-est” - biggest, greatest, most amazingest - that when becomes the most jailest president ever, it’s going to be hilariously ironic.

Look...in the rush to make sure you’re the first commenter to pluck the lowest-hanging fruit, sometimes mistakes are made.

I got reported to HR about 5 years ago when a new guy in the office asked me why they call it “White Men Can’t Jump”. He’s from the Congo and had not seen many movies. So I explained the scene where Woody bets all his money and can’t dunk. Somehow this offended some white snowflake in the office who was ease dropping…

To be fair, the original title of “White Men Get Away With Committing White Collar Financial Crimes” got nixed by the studio

The best mini-truck of all time is the Jeep Comanche. No question. Make sure it’s a 1989 or newer though.

It’s 1987, I’m 11, and my mom is looking to trade in her Pontiac Phoenix for a Chrysler New Yorker. The first dealership we go to had a pair of Bertones and I logically suggested they buy the pair at about the same price as the New Yorker. To my credit I did get them to look at them a bit, but they didn’t fall for it.…

That’s a nice price if you’re into that sort of thing.

I’m reading “I’m fat!” but that’s definitely not the right dialogue.

AH.

Isn’t this some quality progress though!? Sex appeal galore and not even the hero!