What’s it feel like to be a slave to someone else’s ideals about how to live your life?

Sounds like you’re insecure and making up for it by wearing an overly curated costume that you hide behind

You sound like what I imagine the silent, glaring men in Lexus commercials would be like if they were real people and used Kinja.

Do you wear a tuxedo while watching TV at home, oh sartorial one?

LOL @ this guy who scrolls all the way down to the comments and types a whole vein-popping paragraph to let the world know he’s really secure and doesn’t care what anyone thinks of him and no, he’s not going to be mistaken for some metrosexual sissy because that would be the worst.

2015 Trophy Update - The Tournament Office has ordered a new trophy and it should be delivered to Anna by next week. We may be good at running golf tournaments, but our trophy shipping needs some work.

It is the largest upset in Women’s World Cup history, going by FIFA ranking.

You’re becoming very confusing here, who’s “we”? What do you mean by ship? This has nothing to do with the fanbase, nobody is shipping anything. The creators of the current Harley Quinn comic are clarifying a point, that has nothing to do with shipping. They’re not even retconing anything since the relation is…

Would you say “Yankees is unreal right now”? Of course not, because the Yankees fucking suck. But if it were 1999, would you? No, you would say “Yankees are unreal right now”.

No.

Or else you gotta change “This is what the best team in the world looks like” to “This is what the best team in the world look like”, right?

No.

Holy shit, Greg.

Whitlock is a social commentator with a 15-year-old’s understanding of American history and a 75-year-old’s appreciation for pop culture.

Write on Monday what people will still be reading on Friday because it’s so damn long! - Greg Howard

Damn, greg. That was a brutally efficient take-down of a man that habitually cuts himself off at the knees. Well researched and thorough, but not vicious. So good, I almost felt bad for that gasbag. Almost. But this is a man who confuses contrarianism for a decent argument and hot taeks for opinion pieces. For me, the…

The part of The Blueprint where he speaks of being troubled by writers who fail to keep an open mind, who start with a thesis and do not explore alternatives seems to have been largely ignored by whatever guy came up with the LeBron Project. That guy must lack any modicum of self-awareness.

I broke a sweat just trying to scroll to the comments section. Goddamn.

You are very good at your job.