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Police are still proceeding with their investigation

Victims of domestic violence do this all the time, unfortuntely. Surprised they charged her, but I assume they were just trying to call her bluff and get her to take back her (likely false) recantation.

jesus fucking christ... why don't you just make friends and stop being such an asshole?

DON'T go to the park and sit on a bench and stare at your phone for 60 minutes while your kid tries to feed sand to all the other kids.

I've been married for seven years, and my wife and I were together for six years before that. If she were the sort of person who set conversational traps, none of that would be true.

I think we're talking about two different things, here. "Trying to learn about the person you're with by asking them about their life before you got with them" is not the same thing as "setting a trap." Characterizing it as some sinister machination, rather than a completely normal part of getting to know someone, is…

Why would you date someone who would set traps for you? If you're dating a cool and good person, she is not setting a trap for you.

A modest proposal: any coach who weakly throws the red flag a la Martin Prince or George Will shall be laughed at by the officiating crew and his challenge ignored as if it had not been made.

I think MCW will be a much better fit next year when Jabari is back. Without Jabari, the Bucks needed Brandon Knight to be a scorer, which MCW just isn't. With Jabari, they can leverage MCW's good defense and length and not worry about him having to score the rock as much for about $8M less than what Knight will get…

Knight's going to be a RFA too right? It's not like he could have just walked out on his own. And Middleton has been surprisingly good, but Knight is still the better player.

It's still infinitely better than the terrible headline I sent to tips earlier for this clip:

Michael Carter-Williams' Lob Attempt: As Overthrown as Russia's Tsar

I see your point, and must admit that there is nothing worse than a sad, sodden pancake. However, I disagree on the solution to this problem: since eating that fucker as fast as humanly possible lost its appeal somewhere around age 18, the clear answer is small pancakes, doused and eaten serially. Not for me those…

My father (RIP) wasn't as discretionary: "It'll make a turd," will forever be a phrase in my arsenal.

As my comically industrious grandfather once said, it all goes to the same place anyway. He was talking about the toilet, you guys.

I like Randy Moss.