Leaving: I Love You, Man

Leggings are just the beginning...

They didn’t stare, and they didn’t comment afterwards

I’m assuming Maryann is a lesbian and just can’t allow herself to realize it.

A lot of right-wing people are low-key jealous of Islam (or what they think of as Islam, since they actually don’t know shit). See, e.g., “White Sharia.”

When I read the headline, I assumed it was the boys who were wearing the leggings!

How about this edit...

White, a mother of four sons, who once searched the family computer’s browser history and has been haunted by the “yoga pants + porn” videos she’s seen ever since, mainly because she was unaware yoga pants was a thing, is struggling to teach her sons that “women are someone’s daughters and…

yeah, i have a big problem with women having to do things so men won’t be temped.  men need to work on their self-control not oppressing women.

The conversation I imagine her having soon:

I was ashamed for the young women at Mass. (We all know church is a fashion show, y’all and women need to take YOUR shame into consideration when they get dressed every morning).

White catholic mom endorses Sharia Law

thats what they used to say about Flappers and their silk stockings and later on about nylon pantyhose. The day we stop making women the moral gatekeepers of men is the day we wont need feminism anymore. BTW in my grandmothers day they also wore “leggings”, thick hand knitted stockings designed to keep your leggs and…

This is also how jealousy works out...

Mom is worried about leggings but not about involving her sons in an institution that protects child molesters. Okay.

if we’re doing our jobs correctly

It’s okay to look at another woman’s butt, Maryann. Quit projecting.

“a concerned Catholic mother” [AUTOMATICALLY SETS PHASERS TO “IGNORE”]

Maybe this woman should mind her own damn business and stop being jealous that she doesn’t look good in leggings.

a devious invention by the fashion industry