She said she didn’t want to go back to working at McDonald’s or prostituting herself again. A fan gave her their account. I have little sympathy. I have no real marketable skills (other than typing 80wpm and being a quick learner), and no degree, yet managed to support myself and my daughter. She just refuses to live…

My in-laws passed recently and cleaning out their house was a nightmare, and they didn’t seem to have very much at all. Imagine taking everything in your kitchen out and having to clean and donate it all and wipe down every surface. It took twelve hours. My father-in-law never threw a piece of paper away if he could…

Having LastPass on their phone only helps if the phone is working. This was a monumental screwup.

Maybe being needy and wanting attention is why he doesn’t have a TV. My father-in-law was extremely needy and it was both infuriating and disgusting the complete lack of respect he showed others while wanting attention. It was so out of hand that you couldn't talk to my mother-in-law or he'd interrupt and demand she…

We saw it as a double feature at the drive-in and I refused to watch. I was little at the time. I fell asleep after burying my face in the car cushions. I finally saw it as an adult and I'm so glad I didn't see it then.

The first time that book was read to me, I cried and begged my parents not to finish it. My daughter did the same. It’s a necessary bit of scarring for kids. A friend of mine would skip over any scary part in Disney movies so as not to scare her five year old. That seemed ludicrous to me. How will she ever see that…

That’s if we believe she'll only be writing the truth.

I just breed a bunch of them and then keep the original an Eevee. Best of both worlds right there.

Except all he worked on was his golf swing.

At twelve weeks you can determine the sex of a baby. The toes and fingers become separated at week ten. They have feet. http://www.whattoexpect.com/pregnancy/week…

To be fair, he hasn’t bothered watching football in years. We watch the puppy bowl, the halftime show if we like the artist, and the commercials. We watch lots of hockey and some baseball.

I’m pretty sure John Oliver addressed this in depth. Unfortunately, Zales thought it only applied to Twitter.

My husband’s celebrity crushes are Marcia Gay Harden and Mary Lynn Rajskub. In the last few years he’s branched out a bit, ie. Julia Stiles and Rose Byrne, but it’s definitely had me concerned about how I look. I don’t exactly think of myself as a “handsome” woman. He’s a decade older though, so maybe it’s not as…

How about them Braves? I hear they’re a baseball team this year.

They show HGTV pretty exclusively in all the doctors offices and pharmacies here. I usually see the first half and then wonder if it looked as bad as the plans.