It’s because our minds are not for rent to any god or government, we’re hopeful yet discontent, and we know that changes aren’t permanent, while change is.

It’s really those ugly-ass rings that I’m offended about.

Then you DEFINITELY will want to check out the copy.

Still better than Jared.

The Onion absolutely crushed it with this 9-11 spoof.

Guess they didn’t follow the excellent advice John Scalzi retweeted...

No, really, Zales. This is too soon. It will always be too soon.

This was great, thank you for sharing. I have met some good Bills fans over the years too, but I think most of them like you get disillusioned and leave.

I love it. Perfect tired, exasperated Westport, CT mom circa 1978.

Ugh, Katy Perry is my husband’s “celebrity crush,” which is SUCH a disappointment to me. She is definitely beautiful but so boring that I seriously mentally question his taste in women (and by extension, myself) whenever it’s brought up. I mean, for a dude that has excellent taste otherwise (bought me a Geiger counter…

“I swear to God, if you kids don’t cut it out, no Coldstone Creamery after ballet. I’m totally serious.”

Greek toilets with a fucking jumper. Hahahahah. Worst wardrobe choice imaginable.

Her... thing looks like the background to a super mario 2 level, which suits the hella low res picture...

That jumper is, like, gnawing on her crotch and butt.

Is the other doctor Dr. Nick?

That made me mad, too. I guess his grandparents knew each other pretty well before they started acting like crotchety old people, right? You can’t start a relationship that way.

Oh my god, his whole “this is how my grandparents were” bullshit for justifying every time he was mean, rude, inconsiderate, or a scary rageball made me want to light all his sweaters on fire.

They also said that they were trying to challenge Jessica to come out of her shell. By pairing her with a hot-tempered psycho. Excellent job, “experts”!

Eh, my kids’ social worker said she matched them to us “cause they look like your family”. No regard to whether their personality/problems would be adequate for us. Just “You look like bio family in pictures!”

More than once, the “relationship experts” said they paired these two up because of their attractiveness. Even after they began fighting, and he was immediately becoming incredibly vicious and ugly toward her during any confrontation, Dr. Pepper (yup, f’real) kept emphasizing her hope that they would work out because…