No, she’s saying “I’m not paying for that kid’s upbringing.”

none of those guys look like steroid users though.

Someone has to make this happen and record it!

“I’ll have one beefcake and one beefsteak.”

At first, I was like “I want to go to there”, but after seeing all the oily steroid beefcakes, I think I’ll pass. Where are the skinny, long-haired bishonen in maid-outfits, homoerotically bumping into each other and clumsily spilling milk tea all over the customers? I THOUGHT THIS WAS JAPAN, GODDAMMIT.

It’s like a room full of Gastons! This is glorious!

Soon.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Ain’t nothing wrong with doing porn and I’m not about to shame a woman for having had a child at 17, because there is nothing for her to be ashamed of.

That was just the saddest tweet. April Fool’s Day! I deny myself all tasty things so I can be this caricature of a human.

Sadly, I wasn’t there so I only heard about it after the fact. I thought the funniest part was that my sister believed her knowing that she had a hysterectomy several years before this.

I do identify with Rob Thomas right now. For some reason, the most decent things on television, when you are in a hotel, are the home shows on HGTV. It’s a strange thing because I never watch those shows unless I’m in a hotel.

Dead ringer.

Gelflings look a lot more authentic.

I saw someone say she looks like a Gelfling now, and... I can’t un-see the comparison.

Think that's bad? You should see him get down at a Better Than Ezra concert.

That quilt would sell for a ton on Etsy.

Or Bad Horse? YOU COULD BE THE QUEEN OF THE EVIL LEAGUE OF EVIL!

Years. Years. Here is an excerpt from one of my most treasured exchanges: