Way to ruin my joke, man. What do I even know about RH, I only pass the one in the Flatiron on my way to the MAC store.

I live downtown and work on the west side, so this doesn’t directly affect me, at least not yet. But when Trump decides to come home every weekend (because, ya know, being president is a leave-at-4-on-Friday kind of gig), he’s going to cause massive traffic snarls and subway shutdowns and god knows what else, and…

LOL, my family has been here far longer than the Trumps. Got anything else?

That was amazingly pithy and well said, and funny too ... hey, it was Carrie Fisheresque! I just wanted you to know <3

What about people in sublets? What about people who lucked into rental bargains, even if they had to live in a Trump-branded building? What about people who just plain needed somewhere to live in a city that has a 1.07% apartment vacancy rate for rentals? Fuck them too? C’mon, man, have some sympathy. None of these…

I actually believe that Melania “didn’t sign up for this” and probably hates her husband (who wouldn’t?) AND that she is staying in NYC for the reason she has openly stated: that she wants Barron to finish his school year.

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I think back then, though, at least in the context of these shirts, it just meant “be positive, love yourself.” I mean that’s how I always interpreted it when I was dancing along to Wham! in my neon fingerless gloves. I don’t think George Michael was making a statement about reproductive rights? Am I mistaken on that?

He’s always been meh to me, even in his allegedly pretty Titanic days (sidebar: Titanic sucks, Winslet is insufferable too), but in his midlife he’s a squinty-eyed potatoface. No bueno

And I want to believe Lucas Haas is just loyal to his childhood friends and is actually the nice one who treats all of the models politely while Leo is being bloated and gross, and even will scroll through all of their pet pics on Instagram.

First of all, it’s clothes hangers, unless you are implying that models are like giant, airplane-sized housing units full of clothing.

I was born in NYC and have been here a long-ass time and I have seen the Rockettes probably a dozen times and been to Radio City more times than I can even count. Also calling tourists “people from flyovers” is rude and seems like something that transplants say.

Parenting humans makes people fat, and broke, and given to years of dumb conversations about, IDK, the “potty” or whatever.

Look, I love Tyra like all good supermodel-obsessed fashion freaks, but the woman is insane. Not only did she subject ANTM contestants to her whimsical, yet permanent, ideas about dental work (!!), she has donned fat suits and pretended to be homeless and alleged to have been properly accepted into Harvard, and the…

It’s the worst!

“You know who doesn’t like Nina? People who suck.”

Yes, my cats are honest-to-god little lambs, but if I put them to water? Psycho kitty time!

Dude, I give my money to the cat rescue that rescued my cats from a trash bag, where they had been left for dead after being brutally abused. I’m not sorry about it. And I still don’t know why you’re yelling at me. I know the Red Cross sucks. Can we just stop now? You’re probably a decent person under all the non…

OK, then I’m sorry for implying you are a Trump supporter, but seriously, why are you yelling at me about dolphin gang rape? Because I like my cats more than most people and think Miley Cyrus is probably overdoing it with the puppy collecting? I mean, sure, we can find examples of horrific behavior in the animal…

You get used it to it, the teeny claws. I have a tiny girl with a kung-fu grip, plus she loves to make biscuits on me, and it hurts, so I just try to put on my big hoodie before she gets to me with her little microneedles. It’s not like Ravioli here is lashing out at his dad, which is a whole other thing.