Thank you and One Way Monkey for bringing this beautiful man and his cats into my life

OK, that is one of the best things I have ever seen. But Ravioli (lol) is one of the best behaved cats being subjected to a bath I have ever seen. My cats are sweet little angels, and yet if I wanted to bathe one I’d need to don a hazmat suit for the scratchings that would ensue.

Look at that little spotted kitty belly!!

YOUR CAT CAT IS PRECIOUS OMG OMG

Although Clinique’s foaming face wash is delightful. I do agree that their 3-step soap, toner, and yellow moisturizer are all useless. They need to give it up already.

Clinique makes the best lipstick, second only (and arguably) to MAC

Bobbi Brown invented “no-makeup makeup.” Also, proud ignorance is not snark.

People who treat animals better than human beings are scum.

cuckold

Speak proper fucking English and I will respond to you in kind.

Me: Gee I wonder if Miley is as much of an animal person as she seems.

Cats and dogs are better than people, cats have opposable thumbs as we speak, face facts already: human animals are dumbasses, and we need to get on board with our giant thumb kitty overlords

Parenting children is like white privilege. Keep clinging onto your lingering, yet dying status.

I’m glad to hear this about Miley. I think she means well, but serious animal parenting is not something you do spontaneously because puppies are cute and need homes. I think her heart is in the right place, though, and trust her pups are well cared for.

I’m sorry, is this word vomit directed to someone, or do you just need to sober up?

I always wonder about Miley Cyrus’s animal situation. She talks about her animals constantly and is a vegan, etc., but she seems to adopt a whole lot of animals at random, and is she even home most of the time to care for them? Rich people can love animals without adopting all of them. Just donate to your favorite…

“my wife and I want to start a family and we ABSOLUTELY CANNOT have an animal that shits all over the house. Sorry. If you are a parent you will understand. And if not, that probably explains why you have such a hard on for cats. Just sayin.’”

Oh that’s right, Chris Pratt was basically putting out a Twitter call to abandon his cat to the first taker because he had a baby on the way, and I guess cats smother children, because we’re living in colonial times? Also black cats are the harbinger of death and single ladies who own cats are obviously witches (well,…

I’ll admit that maybe there’s more to the Anna Faris dog abandonment story than I realize, but if there isn’t ... wow. She and Chris Pratt are horrible people to let a “friend” watch their rescue puppy, lose the puppy, and then do nothing about it—do I have this story straight? 

Um, I starred your comment (because “This is a good comment” is literally what I thought while reading Marmellata’s comment), but when I clicked the star it took you down a star. And when I clicked again it took all your stars away! I’m so sorry! Dammit, Kinja, this is why we can’t have nice things.