Aren’t you the same writer who accused the “ancient” Ryan Phillippe of plastic surgery? Is Jezebel just hiring blatant ageist shitheads now?

I reslly don’t think this will happen. Our beautiful city has been using Trump as a well-deserved punching bag since like 1985. If he tries to live here instead of D.C., it will be round-the-clock protests, at his buildings, in every park, and at fucking Nordstrom Rack in Union Square for carrying Ivanka’s fugly…

Yeah, because the only way 42-year-olds could possibly look youthful is plastic surgery. Christ, how old is this writer anyway? Who cares, she’ll be 29 tomorrow and 40 ten minutes after that, and after the shock of how it happened so fast wears off she might actually feel bad for perpetuating ageism.

The supremacy of the worst of your people is working out for me pretty much as expected. How is the decades-long “butt mad” defensiveness working out for you, whiny boy?

i shouldn’t have said anything at all

wasnt funny at all. and i was just a rambling shithead lastnight

im also, like REALLLLY drunk right now lmao

You seem fixated on the “uneducated,” but plenty of educated Americans voted for this monster as well. Also not sure why you feel a need to personally apologize for this tragedy.

That’s exactly it, well said!

Oh, totally. I have been reading Vogue since *coughcoughold* ;) I let my subscription lapse sometime after my beloved André Leon Talley left in 2013, but I’d still buy it occasionally depending on who was on the cover. So I guess I bought ... Michelle Obama’s? Probably Gwen Stefani’s? Because I really DGAF about Kates…

Yup, Feb 2005. At that point I had already lost faith in Anna after the Spice Girls and Britney Spears Vogue covers, but this one still appalled. Plus it helps to fuel the fabrication that Melania was a successful model in her pre-Trump days, when she wasn’t even a catalog model. I mean car show models were more…

She’s always seemed lovely. For the life of me I can’t understand what she saw in Trump—he has always, always been an obvious grade-A scumbag—and while many people would say duh, his money, it’s not as if she couldn’t have found a better rich guy to marry. Also she was rather cruelly painted as a golddigger back in…

This is a very good assessment. As someone who has had the displeasure of reading and hearing about Trump’s antics since the late 1980s, I would say that Marla, of all three Trump wives, was treated with the least respect by the press and general public. First there was the ugly public exposure of her affair with…

I don’t watch Power but it’s great to hear NN is doing well and continuing to represent for NJ :) Poor Chilli, only besting Michelle! Still, I went to check something at Chilli’s wiki and this is the most recent item under Personal Life:

My feelings on her are almost the same as yours: She’s very pretty, talented, seems like good people, doting mom—so why is she a far, far distant third place as my favorite TLC member?

You feel that way because no one can ever compare to Lisa Lopes

Also, she dates a guy who thinks blackface is funny.

I’m sorry — did you actually just dismiss me because I wrote a half-joking overanalysis of Say Anything from a Lloyd Dobler non-fan perspective? Like ... is this what Jezebel is now? That was extremely lame.

Lloyd Dobler is a creep. Diane Court was just a trophy to him—he didn’t even know her!—and then once he was her boyfriend he made her his purpose in life, because he had no purpose (spoiler alert: kickboxing, not really the sport of the future), and then he stalked her with the boombox, which was gross, while playing…

Could you kindly not characterize someone with whom you disagree a troll just because she refuses to back down?