Could you kindly shut the fuck up? If you don’t agree with breadloaf that’s cool, but you are adding fuck-all to this conversation, just piling on with dumb nonfunctioning hashtags that btw haven’t been clever for years.

You are making a good point and bravely making it alone. I’m unclear on why “We thought about getting a blowjob from the cute Civil Affairs captain” — if that wasn’t just a thought, but was actually verbalized as OP seems to suggest — deserved 260+ stars, but you know those male centrists (stealing that btw) sure do…

Being a professional woman myself (lol), I was always skeptical of Ivanka’s line, even before this campaign started (disclaimer: as a lifelong NYC area resident, I have also always known about and hated Donald Trump, though I was mostly indifferent to Ivanka). Like, I get that she legit went to Wharton and actually…

Disgusting. Thanks for the info.

I also want to know this, I am patiently waiting for one of the usual fash business rags to report on the brand’s health, because I think we all know it’s tanking. *cackles, gleefully rubs hands together*

You are definitely not alone, everyone I know who wears Jessica’s shoes loves them! I’d wear them myself except most of her casual shoes start at 4" (often with a 1" platform or more) and go from there. I’m more of a 3.5-4" for day lady, I’ll bust out a 4.75" at night but I really do not need to be tottering around on…

They look good because they look like Weitzmans ;)

Fair enough that Weitzman basic pumps start around $375, Ivanka Trump more like $150 (though I seem to remember them being in the $250 price range when they first showed up at Nordstrom). I’d still consider that basically only one price category differential, especially when one takes into account Weitzman on sale and…

Really, if this is intentional it’s not because Melania herself was clever enough to think of it.

Absolutely no one thinks her shoes are great except for people who don’t know anything about shoes. She has been ripping off Stuart Weitzman for years, which is especially stupid because Weitzmans are only slightly more expensive yet infinitely better made than her crap. Even Jessica Simpson had the good sense to hire…

please, please let this include the Brant brothers

Veneers and Potato Face in jail ... I’d almost feel sorry for them, but the former compared Syrian refugess to poisonous Skittles, betraying a dumbness too baffling to even describe, and the latter slaughters innocent lions for trophies. Off with their heads I say!

Right there with you! Love me some shoes, but I have picked up a potential pair at Nordstrom Rack only to drop ‘em like they’re covered in poop the second I see that Trump label. She’s got Kushner money to fall back on once the whole fam is in the toilet, god knows what the do-nothing mouth-breather sons will do.…

I only have anecdotal evidence (and my own somewhat educated suspicions) so far, but I expect Forbes or Business of Fashion to eventually, sooner rather than later, report that Ivanka’s apparel brand is tanking.

Hey, I was part of that conversation! And it’s the only time I had an interaction with Flying Squid here, and frankly I thought he was being ridiculous. I don’t know or have anything to do with whatever this latest kerfuffle is, however.

You’re really gonna use that tired “dying industry” line, eh? Whatever.

yes

This is also not anywhere near Union Square as stated above; it’s more a Washington Square area salon, on LaGuardia Place, and I say this not to be “that” person (well ... maybe a little) but to clarify in case anyone wants to get their nails done at Peony soon and give Ms. Dheng all your money.

I don’t even follow the Kardashians and I still know that Blac Chyna has a baby. Hello, with Tyga! Kylie’s ex! I mean, this is Kardashian 101. Like Kimmy Schmidt says, “How do I know this?” You just do!

Don’t you think you ought to disclose that Lane Moore was once an editor at this site?