He looks like Larry Ellison’s gay nephew. And he does not build furniture, Drew. Building furniture is a slow, painstaking way of making one’s bank balance pass thru zero and out the other side. Mr. Friedman curates furniture for discriminating architects and buyers. He speaks fluent Curatian, which is the native…

It’s the Pillow from Manila!

“... and he let Montana give those kids wine on camera.”

“Hold Me Closer, Tiny Hands Sir...”

“Honey do you want to have sex tonight?” he asked gazing lustily at his life partner. “Not really, but I can give you a hand job if you need a release. It has been a busy day with the kids and I have not showered”. He took moment to consider his options. “I’ll take the handy if its not too much trouble.” He grabbed…

You & Sally Draper!

90's models didn’t just walk down the runway, walking is just for mortals. Their expressions and struts are why we now have the phrase, “WERK”. Thanks Ru Paul.

So the dancing reminds me of this

They should put this cat in the next VS show so he can show ‘em how it’s done.

Lena, Lena, Lena:

I haven’t seen an NHL player’s parents this excited about him making it big since Jack Johnson made his debut.

Are you kidding me?

If you know of anywhere that has front load washer and dryer combos on sale (Samsung preferred!) please post it up!

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

The first Jedi formed the Order after getting sicked of being friendzoned constantly.

How about the ladies just stop fucking Republicans?

You hapless goddamned idiot. You and your ilk lost us this election, and you’re too stupid to realize it.