It’s like Brant Watch come to life.

i’m a pacifist but i felt some legit french revolution stirrings upon viewing the instagram account of this modern-day dandy.

It’s ironic that you are worried about wrongful convictions yet declare guilty a man for whom no evidence has been found of his guilt because you think he did it.

I was startled to see her face on the Washington Post’s homepage yesterday. A real blast from the past. A Clinton is running for the White House, Donald Trump is in the news, Pokemon is wildly popular: We’re living in the 90s again!

There is a pretty good website that explains how vaccines cause autism:

I don’t know. . . once I said “Bloody Mary” three times at night while looking in the mirror and no joke-I swear!- the next day I fell off my bike and skinned my knee.

OR....he delivers the message that he died...in WWI!

Captain Phillips...

And yet the scene will have nothing on the drama and sadness that was Betty Spaghetti getting a telegram about her George...

I wonder how many times somebody got away with saying “Chupa mi pena, gabachita” before you wised up.

Oh Peggy Hill, I am so glad I’m not the only one. As a foreign exchange student I seriously confused my host brother when repeatedly asking him if he had a hot glue gun thinking he didn't know what a hot glue gun was. Turns out I was actually asking him for a panty hose rifle.

Perfect gif is perfect.

Hell, if I could live next door to the Hill family, I would.

True story: One of my Spanish teachers (it might have been a college professor. Everything prior to last week is a blur to me) complimented my Castilian accent because I was absolutely nailing that region’s pronunciation of the letter S. Uh... No, that’s actually just my lisp.

Chinga tu madre, pinche pendeja loca. No mames.

i feel like such a nerd for laughing at this

Flawleth? I don’t think tho! ;)

That reminds me, I’ve gotta get cracking on my lawsuit against NASA.

He is so attractive for someone so strange looking. Or so strange looking for someone so attractive? Either way, I am here for this trend of odd but hot dudes.