Tan, rested, and ready!

you’re literally slutshaming someone over their facial hair

It’s ‘cause I’m Canadian. You know, your neighbour to the North? We believe in all the extra little letters that the British put in the language to give it some colour.

Canadian tell!

#neverarguewithanaddict

I know, why doesn’t Themyscira have any men, right? Seriously though, the movie takes place in WWI (evidenced by the Fokker E.III plane). The 1910s were not a period of tremendous diversity in Europe. There were lots of French and British colonial troops (India, Africa) who fought, particularly in the crises years.…

Not sure how I feel about this. I mean she was part of the Manson family, so yeah no parole makes sense, but she was 19 when she did these murders/helped with these murders and isn’t our justice system supposed to be about rehabilitation? I get that Manson himself should never see the light of day, and to be honest if…

KC and the Sunshine Bland. That’s all I’ve got.

What, you think a cat would make a better VP? I can see it now: mid-debate it can come over and knock everything off of Pence’s podium, then go back to smugly licking itself.

Can someone explain to me why a millionaire didn’t think to get her dress TAILORED?

Celebrity couple name: Muskheard. Great on a sausage.

I gotta admit, there’s something about Elon Musk that’s hot but I can’t quite put my finger on it...

“Mr. Trump, are you playing Pokemon Go?”

I would warn the NFL of a potential suit, but after looking at that picture, Pellman clearly has no idea how to put a decent one together.

Trumpster fire.

it’s what he said immediately after the incident. maybe he made it up, but this is also the school that made SAE famous so who knows

Yeah. If she were a man and not a hot super model, shed be in jail right now.

laughing out loud, that’s brilliant

I feel like the garbage day part is just an homage to Flight of the Conchords’ “Business Time”.

He’s going to be a tough act to follow, but I think Father John Kiddiddler is up to the challenge.