I love Canada; I’ve visited several times for academic conferences. By chance, would you happen to have a spare room that would be available around November 10?

“cheque.” So fancy!

You can watch it through the People link. If you are prepared to shove ice picks in ears afterward.

I had a brief high school romance with a baseball player who thought he was supposed to suck on my tongue until it ripped from head. I gave him lessons to improve his technique, but alas, we were not meant to be.

It’s Jacob Young, from “All My Children.”

Can you please tell us where “potentially called him a racist slur” came from? Not trying to be a dick, just looking for some clarification.

That’s not what happened, though.

Don’t be too hard on yourself. I passed a guy in my 9th grade history class a note where I told him I thought he looked like Falco.

Sorry, no self-respecting equine would set foot near this shit show.

Trump really draws the star power. I can’t even fucking remember what soap that bitch was on.

My kids love it, but the battery life is short.

My kids love it, but the battery life is short.

The Central Vally (of doom). Two hours from Yosemite.

Initially you had no idea I was a farmer, so that’s cool. One thing we farmers (of any critter or crop) tend to get pissy about is when folks with very limited knowledge (not meaning you particularly) give anecdotal evidence as fact, and that’s how mis-information is spread. Don’t even get me started on almonds and…

Totally possible she’s on her own page. Alpacas were a “created” species, by breeding llamas and vicunas way, way back, so it’s possible she’s got some strong llama DNA in there somewhere. People will argue with me over whether one of my males is actually an alpaca or llama, because he has a very “llama-esque” face,…

I bought a super-cheap Kindle back in December and I’ve been perfectly happy with it. I mostly use it for coupons and checking email when I’m away from home or work. My eyes are bad and it’s easier for me to see than my phone. I’m gonna buy a couple for the kids to play Minecraft. Don’t fear the cheap-ass Fire!

I bought a super-cheap Kindle back in December and I’ve been perfectly happy with it. I mostly use it for coupons…

Own an alpaca farm and then you can tell me how to behave.

Llamas will. Llamas are used as guard animals and will stomp a coyote to death. Llamas were bred as pack and guard animals, like donkeys. Alpacas were bred for fiber. Alpacas are pretty delicate and are scared of their own shadows. I had one spook and suffer a compound fracture of his hind leg, which had to be…

I own an alpaca farm, so I actually know what I’m talking about. Handling has nothing to do with it. It’s genes.

Yep, critters in top photo are alpacas.

The critters in the top pic are alpacas. The animals on the road are llamas. Llamas are much larger, aren’t cute and fuzzy, and will spit when annoyed or threatened. Alpacas are straight-up dicks, though.