If I could just go back in time to when I was 12 and taken to my fist MLB game at Comiskey Park and punch my parents in the genitals, I would. This fucking team. Do you know how fucked it is that Reinsdorf and Williams appear to be on the better side of right here? When the hell has that ever happened?

I know other sports get their share of cheating in the press but holy shit this sport seems like it is BY FAR the most tainted. Has anyone ever won anything in cycling while clean? FFS.

Without video proof of their claims, the Italian guys should just baguette.

And he wants to give it to us all so, so bad. Why are we fighting it?

I would hit that HARD- like a screen door in a tornado.

Cyclers cheating? What is this world coming to

Three a week?? Fucking hell. (Thanks for the history!)

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told the judge that he was meeting with attorneys and conducting research for his online college courses, both of which required traveling to Boston

God, I wish this had been in the NFL. Just imagine if Antonio Cromartie was bringing almost a dozen kids into the locker room or side line.

Nobody wants to be Moist, you’re doomed to perpetual sidekick status.

I mean what am I gonna do...NOT get drunk and dance my ass off to Thriller? Of course I’m going to do that.

I don’t give a fuck if she changes her name - the body count attached to the first one still stays the same.

1. How many walkers have you have you killed?

Kitten fur tampons.

All of the replies to this comment makes me think I’m the only menstruating person who buys tampons when my period is done, that way I have them when it starts again. I’ve never once had to ask somebody to go buy me tampons.

If any of my co-workers brought their kid to work every day, I am sure I would be complaining. Occasionally is fine, and sometimes fun. But not every day. I can’t imagine any company or organization that would allow this. Except for Marissa Mayer and Yahoo, and I think her time is limited.

It’s actually in human souls.