And Banana Republic was safari-wear. Every year in high school I would almost 2 hours to the suburban Detroit mall that had a Banana and buy their new safari t-shirt.

I had store credit with Sur la Table and got a real fancy one with digital sensors and all kinds of functions. Makes perfect eggos.

Yes, but you have eyeballs and common sense. This is the generation that thinks Kendall Jenner is a fashion model.

No ups for Mrs. Wilson? Woodrow was trash, but Edith ran the damn country.

If there is a God in Heaven, by this time next year Justin Bieber will be sitting next to Johnny Manziel in that same Columbus bar, looking back on his own shattered career...

He seems pretty pissed about a completely accurate report of his current situation.

Walnut to the Crick!

When we get in the car and we’ve brought everything and everybody has socks on, it’s like a dream come true.

Jesus if this just isn’t the perfect summation of what it’s like to be a parent, I don’t know what is.

WHERE ARE YOUR SHOES GET YOUR SHOES ON

love actually was garbage come @ me

They’re all losers. Big fat losers. The school will be named after Trump, and it’s gonna be HUGE.

I love it.

....I’m shocked no one nominated John Wilkes Booth Elementary...

Just like the liberals to continue to besmirch the McSchoolface legacy!

Win.

I should really bookmark this quote, it comes in handy every day.

It reminds me the other day watching Food Network, it was Chopped I think. One of the chefs said she “only used things from the earth”. You mean some chefs use things from space in their dishes, no wonder their food tastes better than yours hipster.

What pisses me off most, personally, is that he says he just wants to have a conversation about an area of scientific controversy, yet he has refused to screen my documentary.

Bobby, Bobby.....bubbaleh......*sighs*