It is incredibly improbable, but Obama on the Supreme Court would be the best thing ever. Not only would he be brilliant at it, but the outcry and reaction from the right and the Trump-loving ‘MURRICANS’ out there would be delicious.

The most hilarious scenario is Republicans stop the nomination of a new Justice, Hilary wins and nominates Obama.
I’m pretty sure I’d die laughing.

You used to call me on my SCOREBOAAAAAAAARD.

Meanwhile, Geddy Lee shrilly exclaimed from about 19 rows up: “I will choose a path that’s clear, I will choose inbounding the ball!”

Motherfucker looks like a widemouth bass in that screencap

Michael Jordan would have thrown down a dunk, called Drake a punk ass bitch and then slept with Drake’s mom after the game was over.

Somewhere Reggie Miller is wishing he could come out of retirement.

Wooden tracks were built for the other racing - before the internal combustion engine - cycling. Tracks may have repurposed from cycling for autos. Banked turns were built on the wooden indoor tracks during the turn-of-the-century 6 day races which continued into the 1930s. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-day_r….…

Just for the records Green has always been the racing color of the English F1 cars, therefore being named British Green, like Red was and is the Italian racing color.

If you live in CA, they are black bears. The CA Grizzlies are extinct.

Stupid koalas? No, koalas spread STDs. That poor mountain lion will be subjected to endless shots and treatments for the rest of his life. And can you imagine the reaction from potential future mating partners when they find out he has the clap? "EEEWWW, no way buddy. No dipping here. Go away."

I actually had no idea they made all that racket until I was staying in a van at my parents’ new property. That is some scary shit to be woken up by, especially when whatever is making those noises is outside between you and the toilet.

Johnny just needs to turn over a new Leaf.

I am -STUNNED- that the guy that replied to me has 9 stars (as of right now) Says something about people not understanding science, or just wanting to support someone saying “oh, the poor koala didn’t deserve that!” Koalas are mean, carry diseases, will pee on your foot if you hold them, and THIS one was dumb. but…

This is good knowledge to have just in case. Hope my first instinct to run doesn't kick in first.

I think the mountain lion is innocent. Maybe the koala got out of its enclosure and was murdered by the raccoon, which the mountain lion later killed as retribution for the koala, who have been true blue friends

I guess if you’re a mountain lion a zoo is really just one of those restaurants with the tanks full of lobsters.

I can’t decide whether P-22 is a gangster ass anti-establishment mountain lion who gives no fucks and takes what’s hers or is a hipster mountain lion just trying to get her organic, free range, and non-gmo koala meat at the local market before all the other mountain lions swoop in and all she’s left with is squirrel…

Like using the human term “murder” for an instinctual action by a large carnivore?