I needed that after perusing the other news of the morning.

His brother is hotter.

Not to mention all those jobs working in the sequin mines.

Fraternities? You’re telling me that historically white fraternities, institutions built upon racism, classism, and sexism are condoning rape? I’m going to need a new monocle.

We’re not trying to offend anyone, it’s just coming from the heart.

Good for 1/2 a Snickers bar in the mini-fridge.

it will be almost immediately appealed as that damage claim is excessive.

See. I told you guys size doesn’t matter, down South.

$55 million is just an estimate. They actually awarded her points.

That’s horrifying. There are many times I wish I had religion. Thinking about death scares me. That being said, I ALWAYS kiss my son after I buckle him in the car. In case anything ever happens, I want that to be our last interaction. Is that the most morbid thing ever?

Don’t Trust The QB in Apartment 23?

Taint it the truth.

Like your men?

Yes, because if there’s anything we’re lacking, it’s people “sharing” their stories.

The quote was about her pregnancy. I can appreciate that they would have chosen to have heir child regardless (I can appreciate anyone who decides to terminate for medical reasons, too). But the fact is that the two are linked. If she had been having proper prenatal care, then she would have had a pap smear and known…

I agree completely.

A few things.

Apparently he stopped being a role model only after he stopped taking her on trips?

“But he's the ooooooooone! He's different! And he's stuck with that awful woman. It's entirely her fault." Or some variation.

He’ll hath no fury a side chic scorned...