Dear Deadspin,
“But what I do have are a very hot set of takes, takes I have acquired over a very long career. Takes that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you apologize now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will threaten…
Sounds like a scene out of “North Dallas Forty”.
Holy crap. I need to start taking his Quicken class.
He suggested Manziel start, violating the league’s substance abuse policy.
Now he can get back to playing cones of dunshire
“My babies free range grass fed dog milk is free of toxins and full of beneficial diseases that will strengthen its immune system.”
“Still better than feeding your child formula!”
Again with the Tebow bashing. Sure, he had control problems in college, but NOBODY outworks Tebow on improving his gumption control. Tebow has worked tirelessly with the BEST gurus in football to improve his gumption, along with his moxie, his pep, and his grit. ESPECIALLY his grit.
Maybe if God wasn’t so busy helping out the Kentucky county clerks’ office he could've gotten Tebow a roster spot.
I can’t wait for the cavalcade of headlines:
Emergency game day QB is trey burton. I imagine they would just grab a guy off the street if need be.
Ah, the annual rites of fall: oktoberfest beers, cooler weather, the return of football, and Tim Tebow back on the waiver wire.
‘I’ve made a huge mistake’.
For 18 years, no one had the courage to tell blind white supremacist Clarisse Bigsby that she was, in fact, black. That would all change one fateful day in south Texas, moments after what seemed, at the time, to be nothing more than a botched call in a football game...
This is so historically inaccurate. Everyone knows the Ancient Romans spoke with British accents.
The Queen is so well dressed you might say Wintour is coming....i'll let myself out.
These people should be the bishops.