He's trying to find some Sparknotes...

We drive cars with large engines because we like to go "vroom-vroom!" Now I'm off to start the engine in my 66 Mustang and let it idle for an hour...

The one with the huge teeth? And the five-head? If that's what they have at Hahvard, I'm fully comfortable sending my kids to a state school.

Because of that movie, I have never owned an electric knife. (Shivers!)

It was ALL a dream!

My paranoid, absolutely backed-by-no evidence conspiracy theory is this: Kris has been threatening to out Bruce for years, and they came some kind of agreement where she would publicly "support" him, provided he played along and made it a TV event. Or maybe that's just what I want to be true.

I still cannot understand how a man with who spits every time he talks has a radio show. It's grating to listen to.

Lance Armstrong lied? No. Fucking. Way.

I'm suspicious, too, Suspicious Cat...

I can't wait to see him as Calpurnia.

I actually was an 80's preppie, and prefer Lands' End for myself, but DAMN my sons can wear the hell out of LL Bean's cargo shorts. They're the only clothing item that actually survives long enough to be passed on to the second kid.

I'm an old 80's preppie and prefer Lands' End to LL Bean for myself, but my god, my sons can wear the HELL out of LL Bean cargo shorts. It's the only clothing I've found that can survive long enough to be passed down to the second kid...

I got sucked into The Slap when DirecTV aired it and was actually quite surprised at how good it was. Give it a chance.

Try menopause at 35 AND irregular, hardcore periods for SEVEN. MOTHERFUCKING. YEARS. Plus a ginormous Bartholin's cyst. Now THAT'S metal, ladies.

Bay Area = paper bags only, and you have to pay for it. I never get a bag if it's something that doesn't really need one. But of course, I'm a white woman, so there's that...

This just makes me want to sit on his huge lap and bounce up and down all the more...

My girl was also a puppy mill rescue, and god only knows how many pregnancies she was forced into. So that could have something to do with her hatred for humans...

Probably because I was high?

But will the baby be mediocre? Mediocre.

You bitches leave the Mac alone! Next thing I know, you'll all be hatin' on the Eagles!