I have a Queensland/Pit mix = total whack job but perfect guard dog. I also have a lab/St. Bernard mix = she is the best dog I've ever had; huge, webbed feet, sweet as can be - a total doll.

Word. I have a Doxie-Chi mix. She is a stone-cold bitch. She will eat a human's face for shits and giggles.

Oral surgery with pain equivalent to childbirth? Who's her dentist? Dr. Mengele?

So you're telling us you would rather die by, oh, I don't know, flipping your car, than kill a raccoon, possum, etc.?

I am a vegan and own an animal sanctuary. I live way out in the country, and suicidal possums, raccoons, squirrels, and jackrabbits run the roads in the early evening through daylight. As much as I love all of Mother Nature's creatures, if it's between killing a critter and orphaning my children, the critter gets…

Yeah, 42 year old woman here. Had one UTI in my entire life, when I was dating Rotten Randy, who I'm sure had the dick o'death, so like my sisters above, I will pee when I has to...

I'm a white woman with extremely thick, curly hair. I typically don't brush it out because if I do, I end up looking like I have an unshorn-alpaca butt sitting on my head. Because I don't brush it out, and only comb it out every day or every other day right after I wash it, it mats and tangles into a freakin' mess. …

I don't pay close enough attention to remember any other crotch-grabs, but this really looks more like a gentle, sweeping motion.

My husband is very shy, so he usually does it in the shower after everyone else in the house have gone to bed. BUT if he actually did do this in bed next to me, I'd hop on finish him off.

Only "the most shadiest" things.

Here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand

You're welcome. If you're ever in California and in need of a supper blow, I can hook you up...

Apples. No apostrophe needed.

I have to give my husband a supper blow for his birthday tomorrow. Yay, Colts!

I have to make occasional trips to UC Davis' Large Animal Hospital for various critters. It makes me furious seeing what people do to horses. There was a stallion with a broken leg in a sling and in a stall for FIVE months. For god's sake, that's cruel.

I have a 33 year old thoroughbred mare who started on the track, then spent many years as a polo pony until some rich asshat dumped her at the polo grounds. She's a fantastic horse and a great pet.

It took my husband ONE DAY with my mother, at a funeral, to see that what I was telling him all that time was true. He totally supports me having no relationship with her, and not letting our children anywhere near her. Honestly, they don't even seem to realize they lack a grandma because they have my husband's…

Yeah, when this happens to me, I explain to them how I got the 1/2 inch wide, 3 inch long scar under my eyebrow.

ISIS.

What's even worse is these women that get them on their toenails. Why, for the love of god and all that is holy, would you want to make your toenails look longer? So. Fucking. Gross.