I still cannot understand how a man with who spits every time he talks has a radio show. It's grating to listen to.

Lance Armstrong lied? No. Fucking. Way.

I'm suspicious, too, Suspicious Cat...

I can't wait to see him as Calpurnia.

I actually was an 80's preppie, and prefer Lands' End for myself, but DAMN my sons can wear the hell out of LL Bean's cargo shorts. They're the only clothing item that actually survives long enough to be passed on to the second kid.

I'm an old 80's preppie and prefer Lands' End to LL Bean for myself, but my god, my sons can wear the HELL out of LL Bean cargo shorts. It's the only clothing I've found that can survive long enough to be passed down to the second kid...

I got sucked into The Slap when DirecTV aired it and was actually quite surprised at how good it was. Give it a chance.

Try menopause at 35 AND irregular, hardcore periods for SEVEN. MOTHERFUCKING. YEARS. Plus a ginormous Bartholin's cyst. Now THAT'S metal, ladies.

Bay Area = paper bags only, and you have to pay for it. I never get a bag if it's something that doesn't really need one. But of course, I'm a white woman, so there's that...

This just makes me want to sit on his huge lap and bounce up and down all the more...

My girl was also a puppy mill rescue, and god only knows how many pregnancies she was forced into. So that could have something to do with her hatred for humans...

Probably because I was high?

But will the baby be mediocre? Mediocre.

You bitches leave the Mac alone! Next thing I know, you'll all be hatin' on the Eagles!

I have a Queensland/Pit mix = total whack job but perfect guard dog. I also have a lab/St. Bernard mix = she is the best dog I've ever had; huge, webbed feet, sweet as can be - a total doll.

Word. I have a Doxie-Chi mix. She is a stone-cold bitch. She will eat a human's face for shits and giggles.

Oral surgery with pain equivalent to childbirth? Who's her dentist? Dr. Mengele?

So you're telling us you would rather die by, oh, I don't know, flipping your car, than kill a raccoon, possum, etc.?

I am a vegan and own an animal sanctuary. I live way out in the country, and suicidal possums, raccoons, squirrels, and jackrabbits run the roads in the early evening through daylight. As much as I love all of Mother Nature's creatures, if it's between killing a critter and orphaning my children, the critter gets…

Yeah, 42 year old woman here. Had one UTI in my entire life, when I was dating Rotten Randy, who I'm sure had the dick o'death, so like my sisters above, I will pee when I has to...