“A group of science-minded Haitians”
LOL
There’s absolutely nothing plausible about that. 

lol no

I saw your other comment after I made that reply... Southfield used to have crazy bad crime but it’s much better now. Maybe they’re still armored from the bad old days of 2006.

Depends where you are. Midtown is certainly much nicer now, but there are places you don’t want to be... just like in Los Angeles or New Yawk or any other major city.

That’s really impressive. I would’ve ran under the bleachers to hide from Larry Nassar.

Paragraph 7 the line “Announced late year and confirmed last month” should probably be “Announced late last year and confirmed last month”

Shouldn’t this be filed to: Florida Man?

This ain’t nothing but typical Florida family drama.

You’re probably right. CTE might in fact explain driving a white BMW.

The idea that Cousins, on just the second day of free agency, exercised some sort of absolute last resort because not a single team in the league would offer him a contract is ridiculous.

“Every once in a while your turn comes around to be the Online Outrage of the Day, and you are flooded with hate mail, “

Seems like you received the escalation you asked for.

Sounds like you’re getting exactly the reaction you asked for. 

Can we PLEASE.......STOP. CALLING. PLAYING. VIDEO. GAMES........ “Sports”

Does that mean we have to jail Torch for ripping off intellectual property from Tom Edwards, Tesla, and McDonald’s in order to make ad money from clickbait?

Oh, fuck off.

Parents who question the requirement for any portion of a legitimate vaccine regimen without a specific medical exemption are still just antivaxxers. “I’m not against vaccines, just that one because people say scary things” is an insane philosophy. I’ve gotten arguments like that from people before and it’s clear that…

yes yes but the silver lining is eventually we get to see him get wrecked

Heeeeeeyyyyyyyyy if you’re a bitcoin millionaire feel free to reach out to me so I can remind you that you’re an idiot. I accept payment in bitcoin, unlike every other place in the entire universe.  

There’s no question excess staff can of course help warehouses absorb upticks in volume, though how many surprises there could be for a company like Amazon with access to troves of individualized customer data spanning over two decades is dubious.