That’s ok. If China can do it, it means they learned from us. So we can stop it all the same.

The Meteor. He really underperformed in the McGregor-Mayweather fight, but I have a good feeling about him this time around.

I just watched a 4K acestream of the Hull-Aston Villa match yesterday. The feed didn’t glitch once over 90 minutes, and it took about 5 seconds to get the link off r/soccerstreams. I don’t think their business strategy is going to work.

For what it’s worth, in updating my own company’s employee handbook I’ve found that a lot of that shit isn’t legally binding. Just because you write a bunch of asinine shit down and get someone to sign the cover page doesn’t mean it will hold up in court.

I think I can kick myself in my dick if I really wanted to - I have pretty long legs, and if I had to, I think I can back heel my junk...

Different markets. Top end phones vs poor person best they can afford phones.

NO, but I would do a breadless bowl...so basically just me and my lover, cheeeeese.

I seriously thought, “Wait, does he think he’s going to be beaten to death by people with rocks in tube socks?”

Initially read the title as Tube Socks which made perfect sense in my head.

You know what I’m not even gonna try commenting now. EVERYONE GO HOME WE ALREADY HAVE THE WINNER.

That just seems like misplaced priorities to me. As much as the OP’s comment doesn’t really apply when a firesuit is in play, it kind of does apply closely enough without one.

Also if you’re going to apply the logic to airplanes you probably need to apply it to the far more common risk of just riding in a passenger…

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

It doesn’t take the “flames reaching your underwear” to create a problem.

I’m going to venture a wager here and bet that “underwear” in this case refers to the collective more or less full-body coverage that goes on under their race suit and not typical everyday underpants.

That said it’s pretty important that everything you wear in a race car is right because something as simple as a tiny…

“ended up stopping die to too many injuries.”

well, he’s usually high on meth, so, probably pretty hard, what with the dragons flying overhead and all. 

Oh man... As a veteran retail warrior I shudder to think that my superiors might be listening to the horrible things I say about them and the guests in general.

Here’s what approximate 95% of the conversations between employees will sound like:

I’m willing to bet he’s just a buddy of the guys, not part of the crew.

So these guys got into the house without force and demanded specific items instead of just robbing the victim? Yea this isn't Shady at all....